A man from Tanga (Mdigo) needed a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood type in case the need arises. Because the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it...
Panya alimeza kipande cha dhahabu
mwenye dhahabu akachanganyikiwa
na kuamua kumkodi mpelelezi mmoja
ili aje amuue panya aliyemeza
dhahabu. Mpelelezi alipofika alikuta
panya zaidi ya 500...
All the way from ntwara to dar nichukue nafasi hii kukutakia safari njema mume wangu kiwatengu mwenyezi mungu akutangulie ufike salama tumekumiss sana nyumbani.
Korosho muhimu na gass pia...
MATATIZO YA KIFAMILIA
Basi sikiliza kisa hiki.
"Miaka michache iliyopita nilikutana na mwanamke mjane, aliyekua na binti mkubwa tu na tukaamua kuoana. Baadaye baba
yangu akamuoa binti yangu wa...
Kuna mama mmoja alikuwa anatokea posta kuelekea ubungo,mtoto wake mchanga alikuwa analia sana,yule mama akamtolea ziwa mtoto anyonye lakini mtoto hakutaka kunyonya. Yule mama akamwambia...
Kumbe vijiwe vya mjini vina Mambo mgawo sio umeme tuu..
Maisha ya DAR tunayajua wenyewe jamani!
hongera walio "SHAMBA" Ambako wanachinja "KUKU" Na Kuliwa Nyumba Hiyo Hiyo!
Hapa Dar "KUKU"...
LMAO - Laughing My As* Off
LOL - Laughing Out Loud
Also:
AFAIK =» As Far As I Know
AFK =» Away From Keyboard
ASAP =» As Soon As Possible
BAS =» Big A$$ Smile
BBL =» Be Back Later...
A lady went to a newspaper firm to publish her story saying "I'm looking for a man who won't beat me, leave me and who will satisfy me in bed".
Two weeks later she heard a knock on her door as...
IGWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.............!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wanachit chat kwa mara ya kwanza naomba kujitambulisha kwenu mie kijana msoga yetu toka msoga kwa walima nanasi huko chalinze napenda kujipa kick kwa...