Wale wenye hizo title hapo juu waliozaliwa miaka ya 1978-84..walikuwa wana sifa za pekee ambazo ukiziona tu unawajua. Yaani zile za kumfanya aonekane mtu 'mjanja'. Mi nitataja baadhi kisha...
Wanabodi,
Katika hizi siku za karibuni , nimefatilia katika vituo vyetu vya Tv hapa nchini, nimegundua uwepo wa ushindani mkubwa katika vituo hivi.
Naongelea pale inaposomwa taarifa ya...
Wapenzi ladies and gentlemen. Nawatangazia ujio wa mwanaume wa shoka aliyeingia duniani na shemeji yangu Passion Lady. Mama na mtoto wana afya njema na wanaendelea vema ingawa ilibidi utaratibu wa...
Pandu anautani mmbaya sana pata picha umbo la wassira then unamwita mcheza mieleka wenye kumbukumbu watakumbuka ila ya getini la serengeti ukijumlisha na mieleka mzee watu wamemgeuza kituko sasa...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk...
Cheki watoto wa Tz walivyo haribika: waziri wa miundombinu John Pombe Magufuli alifanya mkutano jjni Mwanza akasema mtu yeyote akijenga pembeni mwa barabara nyumba yake tutamwekea X...
Habari zenu wana CC.
Dunia inabadilika kufikia ule mwisho, mambo mengi yanatokea yaajabu na yakawaida.
Sasa hivi kuna hili suala la ushoga/usagaji na kadri miaka inavyo zidi kwenda tabia hii...
Officer: What is your name?
Matome : MP
Officer: Please tell me properly
Matome : Matome Patrick
Officer: Who is your father?
Matome : MP sir.
Officer: Meaning?
Matome : Michael Patrick...
Dear Sir,
RE:APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the
accountant
at your office and hereby apply
for
the job as
a replacement of the dead
accountant.
Each time I apply for...
Habari wadau...
Leo nimekaa ofisini kuna mistake niliifanya nkawa nataka Boss asikumbuke, nkashindwa kujua nifanyeje. But ghafla nkakumbuka kuna kamchezo nilikua nakatumia utotoni.
Unakumbuka...
Wapendwa wana JF,tunapoadhimisha siku ya leo ya wamama/wanawake duniani,nachukua nafasi hii kukushukuru mama yangu mpendwa kwa kunileta duniani,kunilea na kunifundisha!Nakupenda mama!
Pia napenda...
A boy was having a lot of difficulty in French class. To encourage him, his teacher said, "You will know you are really beginning to get it when you start dreaming in French."
The boy ran into...