Dear Sir,
RE:APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the
accountant
at your office and hereby apply
for
the job as
a replacement of the dead
accountant.
Each time I apply for
employment, I
get a reply that there is no
vacancy
but in this case,
I have caught you red handed
and
you have
no excuse because while I was in
my
hometown for holidays I heard
the
good
news about his death so i quickly
rushed
back to attend the funeral to be
sure that he was truly dead
before
applying.
Attached to my letter is a copy of
my CV and
his obituary as proof of vacancy.
You can't swerve me this time.
Give me the job.
Thank you, Yours Truly,
[FONT=verdana, sans-serif]Kapuku[/FONT]
RE:APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the
accountant
at your office and hereby apply
for
the job as
a replacement of the dead
accountant.
Each time I apply for
employment, I
get a reply that there is no
vacancy
but in this case,
I have caught you red handed
and
you have
no excuse because while I was in
my
hometown for holidays I heard
the
good
news about his death so i quickly
rushed
back to attend the funeral to be
sure that he was truly dead
before
applying.
Attached to my letter is a copy of
my CV and
his obituary as proof of vacancy.
You can't swerve me this time.
Give me the job.
Thank you, Yours Truly,
[FONT=verdana, sans-serif]Kapuku[/FONT]