Nimesomea accountancy,degree level.nimekuwa nikitafuta kazi mwaka unaisha sasa.bahati nzuri i applied for pwc graduate recruitment and got shortlisted.I did the aptitude test and passed.I could...
KICHEKESHO CHA LEO HII.
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Bili ilivyomchanganya Masawe; Masawe
alienda na rafiki zake Bar kunywa, baada ya
kumaliza kunywa bili ikaletwa kama
ifuatavyo;
1)...
wanakijiji mmeshindaje?
mnachukuliaje swala zima la wapenzi kuwa marafiki facebook,twitter, na hata hapa JF...yaani.mpenzi wako anajua kabisa jina unalotumia hapa JF.
Mi naona sio jambo...
Upo sehemu unatembea kwa miguu kati kati ya safari yako ukiwa huna hili wala lile unashtuliwa na kofi moja zito la uso mpaka unafumba macho ile hujakaa sawa inakuja ngumi ya pua.
Halafu unasikia...
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long...
Mtoto mmoja alimwambia mwalimu wake anataka avushwe darasa ikawa kama ifuatavyo!
Mtoto; mwalimu nataka univushe darasa niingie darasa la 3.
Mwalm; kwann?
Mtoto: nna akili nyingi.
Mwlm...
Aman comes back home! Meets his wife and the conversation went these way!
#Wife : U a smelling ladies perfume were did u ge it?
#Hsbnd : I got it from the woman i was squeezed next to in the...
Mwenzenu nimemmiss kipenzi changu,
Kipenzi changu cha moyo afrodenzi,
nimemtafuta kwa njia zote lakini nimemkosa,
Wapendwa nisaidieni namtafuta Afrodenzi.
Nimemtafuta kwa pm na kwa private...
Jamani Kila Ninapotaka Kufanya Revision Kwa Ajili Ya Mtihani Wangu Wa Leo Jioni Saa 11 hadi Saa 2 Usiku Nashindwa Kwani Muda Mwingi Najikuta Navutiwa Na Threads na Post Zenu Humu JF Na Nimejikuta...
hellow wanajamii forum wenzangu mwenzenu leo nimezaliwa upyaa...namaanisha cku yangu ya kuzaliwa...namshukuru sana mungu kwa kunifikisha umri huuuu....
Jamaa siku yao ya kwanza ya ndoa akamuuliza mkewe, una hakika mimi ndiye mwanaume wa kwanza kulala nawewe?."
Mke akajibu, "Ndiyo honey, wengine wote ilikuwa hatulali ni shughuli tu mpaka...