You're either a professional giver or a receiver, what happened to 'utakula kwa jasho lako', Jamani Mungu Alimaanisha ufanye kazi!, si ulitolee kitandani, naona kilichobaki sasa mfanye mazoezi ya...
Shaloom,mtoto alimwuuliza baba yake,baba unaweza kumwachia hilo gari lako house boy/girl akaliendesha?babaye akamjibu siwezi kumwachia gari langu hili aliendeshe ni ghali sana,mtoto akamwuuliza...
Hbar zenu wana jamvi.......
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...........baada ya kimya kirefu nimepata tetesi kuwa kuna wadada wengi humu wako sing;le na wamejiandikisha kwa erickb52 mwenyekiti mpinduaji.
Nikuombe...
As you celebrate today,
May your heart be filled with happiness and joy.
As you look ahead to
tomorrow,
may your deepest
hopes and dreams come
true for you!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY...
Habari za jumatatu ya blue wakuu, hope wote mko salama na wengi tumeshaingia kwenye ofisi zetu kuvizia vimia mia...
back to the topic...
Tujikumbushe kidogo...
Ulipokuwa shule ya...
A young Zimbabwean businessman on his first visit to Johannesburg , goes to Monte casino to have a cold one. As he sits there drinking, a young prostitute comes over to talk to him. They sit and...
wandg habari zenu... kiukweli mwanamke kwngu mm mambo mengine ya ziada 2... yaan awe mtamu uwanjan ... ku2lixa mpira, kutoa pasi na kupiga chenga....wngne wzur kisura lkn kitandan km maiti cjui...
Mambo zenu wadau wa chit chat........
Aiseee kila nikiwa pande hizi huwa nakosa rahaaaaa kabisa tofauti na chit-chat ya mkoloni mwenyekiti wa kudumu alie wahi kupinduliwa na KURUDI kwa ndumba...
A man went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with ebola and God had healed him. When he had finished, he tried to give the mic to the 2nd man but the 2ND Man refused to...
Jaman wana JF natafuta mwenyeji wangu kutoka kwenye kundi, nipo Arusha namwitaji rafiki yeyote ambaye yupo tayari kuuungana nami kwa kipindi hiki hapa jijini ambaye yupo tayari an PM basi
Ona kwanza ulivyotoa macho...unashangaa nini sasa?!! Kwani hujui kwamba "siri" ni ya mtu mmoja wakizidi sana wawe wawili tu baaass, sasa hizi sehemu zetu tunazoziita kuwa ni za siri ni watu...