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Prostitute fear

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Hume, Nov 12, 2007.

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    Hume JF-Expert Member

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    A young Zimbabwean businessman on his first visit to Johannesburg , goes to Monte casino to have a cold one. As he sits there drinking, a young prostitute comes over to talk to him. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, she gasps and runs away!

    Seeing this, an older, more experienced prostitute takes over and tries to entertain the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "No!" and quickly walks away.

    All the prostitutes are now so surprised that this ordinary-looking man has asked for something so outrageous that two of their colleagues would not accept.

    The most experienced lady of the night, Lola, decides she will do whatever it is this man wants. Lola looks
    a bit tired, but she has never said no and it doesn't seem likely that she would today.

    So she goes over to the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and Lola screams, "ARE YOU MAD? NO WAY !" She slaps him as hard as she can and literally runs away!

    Everyone is now amazed and absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all the years Monte Casino has operated. One of the bouncers finally decides he has to find out what extraordinary perversion this young Zimbabwean has performed.

    He goes to Lola and asks what it was that this guy wanted that was so bad.

    Lola answers: "Can you imagine? He wants to pay in Zimbabwe Dollars!"
     
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    Bubu Msemaovyo JF-Expert Member

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    Nimecheka nusu nife nikalazwa ICU ya nyumbani kwetu. Tehe tehe tehe tehe tehe tehe tehe tehe
     
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    Hume JF-Expert Member

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    Pole sana, bila shaka mbavu zimesalimika!
     
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    moto nkali JF-Expert Member

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    it sounds so good
     
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    Salamander JF-Expert Member

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    Good trick, ntatumia hii kwa wale wanaosumbua pale Jolly Club usiku.
     
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    Nice one, thanks Hume.......
     
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