JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
NAKUKUMBUSHA TU KUWA
Mwaka na Umri havirudi nyuma
1975=42
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1980=37
1981=36
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1986=31
1987=30
1988=29
1989=28
1990=27
1991=26
1992=25...
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Hii njia milifundishwa na bibi yangu na kwakweli ilifanikiwa kudhibiti harufu na tuliweza kuweka mkeka uani na kupiga story.
Ukinunua samaki wa bichi ukishawasafisha matumbo na mshamba na uchafu...
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Jamaa kwa kuchoshwa na tabia ya mkewe iliyobadilika ghafla akaamua kumpleka kwa Mchungaji ili amuelezee nini tatizo mambo yakawa hivi:
Mchungaji: Mumeo analalamika umebadilika sana siku hizi nini...
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MREMBO: Baby naomba unisaidie pesa nikaseti nywele zangu, naona haziko sawa
Nikazama mfukoni nikachomoa noti kadhaa za elfu tano tano na kumpatia mrembo.
MIMI: Baby japo najua pesa hiyo ni...
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Jinsi haujawai pitwa na wakati ,toka,
Ikiwa mpya ndo fasheni ,ikipauka ndo inazidi kuwa fasheni,Ikichanika ndo usiseme ,Yaan bonge ya katalogiii...
Hivyo hivyo kwa mtoto wa kiume ,Huwa kwanza...
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Kama kukohoa tunakohoa,kama chafya tunapiga,kama makamasi tunapenga hadharani.sasa wanasayansi wamethibitisha kujamba kunapunguza saratani na shambulio la moyo.kwa hiyo JIJAMBIE KWA AFYA RAFIKI
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Aman iwe nanyi wapendwa katika bwana
Husika na kichwa cha habali hapo juu
Katika raha kubwa ambazo shawahi kukutana nazo ni pamoja na hii ya kuoa mwana mke anayenizid miaka yaan ni raha sana...
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Lile tangazo La SIZONJE naona kama limepuuzwa vilee.
C tuliambiwa mpaka kufika mwezi wa sabaa atakaebakia MUJINI[emoji538] [emoji545] [emoji537] [emoji536] ni kidume Sasa mwezi huooo unaelekea...
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Pauka :....,.........
Pakawa:
Hapo zamani za kale palitokea bibi mmoja na mjukuu wake,mjukuu wake huyo alikuwa kipofu lakini alikuwa Mbishi kupita maelezo;
Neendelee !!!!nisiendelee!
Katika...
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Him: *Akielekezea bunduki kichwani*
Me: “Mungu wangu, tafadhali usiniue, chukua chochote unachotaka usiniue tafadhali“
Him: “Niulize swali lolote ambalo unahisi sitaweza kulijibu ama sivyo...
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Siku ya kwanza wakati napelekwa secondari,nikiwa nipo kwenye korido huku nikisubiria utaratibu wa kuandikishwa,alitokea mwanafunz mmoja aliniambia nijaze shikamoo kwenye mfuko wake wa shati la...
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*KISIRANI* is when you give a beautiful girl a lift
and she faints in your car. You take her to the
hospital and when you get there, the doctor says
she's pregnant and congratulates you that you...
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Jioni hii nimecheka sana baada ya kukutana na mjasiriamali mmoja anayeuza vidubwasha flani vinavyotengenezwa kwa ngano ambavyo vinaumbo la duara, kilicho nichekesha zaidi ni jina alilovibatiza...
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Wakuu habari za jioni..
Kwanza kabisa napenda kumshukuru Mwenyezi Mungu kwa kutujaalia afya telee, pia wale wote wanaougua kwa namna yoyote ile mwenyezi Mungu apate kuwaponya kwa mapenzi yake...
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sasa tumebadilisha msemo wa "maisha popote" na kusema "maisha popote sio KIBITI"
#WapostPumba
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Karibuni wanajamvi!binafsi nikiwa bar....halafu bendi inapiga mubashara!nisipopigiwa nyimbo hizi 2.......hapatakalika!
1.Nawashukuru wazazi wangu.....wakati wowote
2.Tanzania yetu ni nchi ya...
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