JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Wale wote wanaopenda kujua ni chama gani kinafanya poa katika majimbo kinachoyashikilia tukutane hapa kuelekea 2020
Je ni jimbo gani lina wananchi wasiyo na matumaini maji shida,hospitali shida...
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Huyu shost alipata mimba akiwa darasa la saba B, shost kaumbika mashallah. Wazazi walisononeka lakini walipiga moyo konde na kumsaidia binti kulea mimba. Binti alikwenda kufanya mtihani na mimba...
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Leo siongelei wanaume wa Dar tu, leo ni wote wenye vijitabia vya kutuma Emoji za kipuuzi mbaya zaidi wanatuma hadi kwa wanaume.
Wewe mwanaume rijali kamwe huwezi kuwa na akili ya kutumia hizi...
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Nimekaa nikawaza (nadhani unaniona kwenye avatar) kuwa kuna mambo kama matatu hivi ambayo Waafrika hatuyajui,
kama tungekuwa tunayajua hata hawa Wamarekani, Wachina na hata watu wa Ulaya...
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Kutokana na uhaba wa notifications tunaoupata baadhi ya member ambao sio maarufu kama kinaThe bold,mshana and the alike huu uzi ni kwaajili ya kuungishana mkono comment chochote utakotiwa tu hata...
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Hakuna mtu mwenye mbio kama msichana aliyepaka make up halafu mvua inyeshe…
:):D:D:)
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Hello! Is this Gordon's Pizza?
No sir, it's Google's Pizza.
Did I dial the wrong number?
No sir, Google bought the pizza store.
Oh, alright - then I’d like to place an order please.
Okay...
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Jaman. Hakuna Kinywaji Kitam Kama Konyagi
Ukiimix Na
Konyagi Na Bitter leomon
Konyagi Na 7 Up
Konyagi Na Dompo
Konyagi Na Tonic
Raha Sana
Waiter Zungusha Tena [emoji482] [emoji482]...
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Mimi siyo Nabii ila najua kuwa kuwa Baba yako ni MWANAUME
kweli au si kweli?
Niko hapa nimekaa njoo unipige
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Wana Jukwaa, sasa tuanzishe kampeni ya kuhakikisha Rais wetu JPM anakuwa verified member humu Jamii forum
Haiwezekani Rais atumie mtandao wa Twitter pekee wakati kuna mtandao wa kizalendo ambao...
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"Dating many girls is just a way of confusing your enemy from attacking your main girl. But ladies will not understand this strategy"
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Mke wa jirani yangu alikuwa akikuta PESA wakati anafua nguo za mume wake alipiga kimya kimya, sasa ngoja akute kaacha CONDOM, mtaa mzima tulijua kama ameoa KIPAZA SAUTI.
Siku hizi jamaa anafunga...
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*_My primary teacher Alizoea kunambia_*
*_"...Lalisha matako apa, kumbuka si wewe nachapa, Bali ni ujinga natoa."_*
*_Mpaka Leo mi huamini kuwa ujinga hukaa matakoni._* *_Sasa nkiona dem Ana...
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Kusaidia Mtoto wa Nursery home work ni ngumu sana. Jana nimemuuliza swali la hesabu: "Nina pipi tano, nikiwagawia watoto watatu, kila mmoja pipi mojamoja nabakiwa na pipi ngapi?
Akaniambia, “Toa...
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Unamtumia baba yako meseji ukiwa shule "Baba naomba unitumie 100,000 ya pckt mny" Anakuuliza "pckt mny ndio nini?” Unamjibu ni kifupi cha "pocket money"
Baadaye anakutumia 10,000, unamuuliza hiyo...
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Baba na mama baada ya kurudi safari pamoja wakakuta BARUA iko mezani SEBULENI ikisema:
"Baba na mama, ni matumaini yangu kuwa mtasoma ujumbe wangu huu kwenye karatasi niliyoiweka
juu ya meza...
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*Dogo kanitumia meseji akiwa shule "Baba naomba unitumie 100,000 ya pckt mny" nikamuuliza "pckt mny ndio nini?” Anajibu ni kifupi cha "pocket money" Baadaye nikamtumia 10,000, akaniuliza hiyo hela...
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