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Husband and wife

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by idea, May 16, 2009.

  1. idea

    idea Senior Member

    May 16, 2009
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    A husband working abroad wrote to his wife ...
    Dear Sweetheart,
    I can't send my salary this month. The global market crises has affected me, so I am sending 100 kisses.
    You are my sweetheart.
    Your loving husband.

    His wife replied ...
    Sweetheart, Dearest, Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses I paid with the kisses ...
    1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
    2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect us only after 7 kisses.
    3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the*//*rent

    4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items - hope you understand.
    5. Other expenses - 40 kisses.
    Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

    Shall I plan the same for next month? Please Advise.
    Your Sweet Heart.

  2. Ng'wanza Madaso

    Ng'wanza Madaso JF-Expert Member

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    Makubwa ya Mzee Swedi.
  3. Mshiiri

    Mshiiri JF-Expert Member

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    E bwana ee duuuh! makubwa kweli kweli mwenye kazi.
  4. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    The main problem lies here on no4. Hizo other items ni

    items gani tena?

    Hii crisis itaishia kuvunja ndoa za watu nini?