Confession!

[Kashaija]

Confession!

A girl went to the priest for a confession and this is how
it went:
Girl "Forgive me father for I have sinned"
Priest "What have you done my child?"
Girl "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl "Because he touched my hand."
Priest "Like this?"(as he touched her hand)
Girl; "Yes father."
Priest "That's no reason to call a man a son of a
bitch."
Girl "Then he touched my breast."
Priest "Like this?"(as he touched her breast)
Girl "Yes father."
Priest "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."
Girl "Then he took off my clothes; father."
Priest "Like this? (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl "Yes father."
Priest "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."

Girl "Then he stuck his "you know what "into
my "you know where"
Priest "Like this? (as he stuck his " you know
what "into her "you know
where")
Girl "YES FATHER;YEES FATHER ;YEES FAAAATHER!!"
Priest "(after a few minutes) That's no reason to
call him a son of a
bitch"
Girl "But father he had AIDS!
Priest "SHIT! THAT'S SON OF A BITCH!!!

IS IT POSSIBLE TO CONFESS OUR SINS TO A HUMAN BEING?