BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY ...
An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she is two months late. Very worried, the mother rushes off to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant...
Tupo ktk msiba wa Micheal Jackson hapa, watu wanalia sana, tupo na kina 50 Cent, Akon, Lil Wayne, Bow wow barazani, namuona Jay z huyooo anapita na sahani ya mchango, ohh Obama nae Kaingi na...
I got this as forwarded sms from ma friend!
Kutokana na ukweli kwamba vijana wengi hawapendi kusoma bible, umefika wakati bible ingetakiwa iandikwe upya kwa kiswahili cha kisasa zaidi...
Usichezee nguvu za kike! Huyu ndiye mwanaume rijali!
Amekua muda mrefu akihisi mke wake anamuibia kwa kutembea nje ya ndoa. Akaamua aandae safari feki na kurudi ghafla bila mkewe kutarajia...
MDADISI: Ehee, na wewe tueleze unahusikaje na ulitumwa na nani!
MSHUKIWA:Sihusiki sana mh, nilikuwa natekeleza matakwa ya mkuu wangu.
MDADISI: Ni nani huyo mkubwa wako? Mtaje ili wewe uwe...
This just proves that we have become too dependent on our computers.
Are you Male or Female ?
To find out the answer, look down...
I said
Look down not...
SEXUAL ADVICE
A woman went to her doctor for advice.
She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.
"Do you...
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was...
Ilikuwa ni siku ya mtoto wa afrika,Juma alikuwa akisikiliza kipindi cha watoto katika redio,na mtangazaji alikuwa akimuhoji David kuhusiana na siku hiyo.
Mtangazaji: David,ungependa serikali...
...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
...she thought a quarterback was a refund.
...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order...
When things go wrong,
When sadness fills your heart,
When tears flow in your eyes,
Just let me know,
I want to be there for you, because.....
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: Erected by Iraqis, the 3m-high 'sole-ful' tribute to Iraqi journalist who threw his shoes at Bush
By Eddie Wrenn
Last updated at 9:01 AM on 30th January 2009
One of the most enduring...
THE BANANA TEST
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.
They decide to compete to see who...
#CASE 1
Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what
you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had
ordered that.
#CASE 2
At the cocktail...
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!
Men were born between the legs of a woman...
A woman goes to Mozambique to attend a 2-week company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
She answers: "Thank you honey...
Who's on First
For the 21st Century
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. L ay it on me.
Condi: Hu is...
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents...
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her
boyfriend that after dinner, she...
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