JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Heshima Mbele, Habari ambazo zilipamba mageti ya Nyumbani siku ya Jumapili yaliandika Habari kwamba Mhe. Mbowe aliwanunulia Baadhi ya watu raundi ya kinywaji alipokuwa Afrika Kusini na...

Clinton dies and goes straight to hell. When he gets there the Devil greets him and offers him 3 ways to spend eternity. He opens the first door and Bill sees Newt Gingrich hanging from the...

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon... Demon: Why so glum? chum? Guy: What do you think?? I'm in hell. Demon...

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn’t like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking. The wife...

There once was a young woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."...

Deffinition of a Gynocologist:- A person who looks for problems at a place that gives alot of pleasure to many of us

The wife came home from work early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. Understandably, she was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she...

A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job. He notices a...

mazungumzo kati ya walokole wawili:.................................... Mlokole no 1: Mtumishi unajua kuna pepo mmoja ameshika kasi sana, Mlokole no 2: Ndio mtumishi hata mimi nimeona hilo halafu...

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. The husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and then storms out of the house. After...

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was...

One day, while relieving himself in the employee restroom, Carl could not help but notice the unusually long penis on the black man in the adjoining urinal. "How do you guys do that?" asked Carl...

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think...

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of...

Jamaa mpenda wake za watu. siku moja alikuwa akila uroda na mke wa jirani mtaa wa pili usiku wakati mumewe hayupo. Ghafla, mume karudi na kuanza kupigahodi mlango wa mbele. mke kusikia mumewe...

Hii inanikumbusha enzi zilee za mababu zetu,Kiongozi akiwa anasafiri anabebwa kwenye kiti juu mwanzo wa safari mpaka mwisho wa safari kama ni Dar mpaka Moro watu wanabeba juu. Kumbe ipo mpaka...

A couple are involved in a car accident and the wife's face is badly burnt.As she used a strong skin cream her skin could not be used.Some skin was taken from her husbands back side for grafting...

A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she's embarrassed and doesn't want...

Boy1: Why did you punched me? Boy2: You called me hippopotamus! Boy1: Are you nuts! That was last year. Boy2: I know. I just saw a picture of hippopotamus a minute ago, idiot!

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six", in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a...