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Raia Fulani

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Who's on First

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For the 21st Century

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. L ay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
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George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The g uy in China.
Condi: Hu.
[FONT=Comic Sans
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Condi: Hu.
[FONT=Comic Sans
 MS]George: The main man in China![/FONT]
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
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George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
[FONT=Comic Sans
 MS]George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new
leader of China?
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Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in
the Middle East.

[FONT=Comic
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George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
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George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
[FONT=Comic
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George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
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George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
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George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone
 
These were American Commanders in war battle- W. Bush&Rice

But today we have American Commanders in dialogue battle- B. Obama&Hillary
 
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