"KWA WATOTO WA VIGOGO TU"
QUESTIONS :
NAME:____________________________________________________ (5 Marks)
POST YOU NEED:_________________________________________________(5 Marks)...
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.
One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally the other man Said:
"You think you have family problems? Listen to my...
A man decided to sleep on the floor when his wife was pregnant to avoid something unexpected to happen and cause problem at night.
One night a wife found her husband slept on the floor looking so...
Hili swali nimeintend mainly kwa watu walio nje ya Tanzania, lakini sidhani kama ni vibaya kwa wale walio Tanzania ku-changia
Hivi How Many Times Unachukua Vacation within a Year!?, Na Huwa...
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Committee...
namshukuru Mungu aliye niweka hai leo nashukuru sana kwa kukaribishwa vizuri jamiiforum asnte sana
majibu katika maswali ya leo atakayo ulizwa mweshimiwa ambaye mi namwita muajiriwa wetu haya...
Wadau hii nimeinyaka leo toka radio moja al maaruf:
Title: Kanumba ndani ya Big Brother
BB: Kanumba,do you have a girlfriend?
Kanumba: Yes,I have one girlfriends
BB: What is her name?
Kanumba: Her...
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and
asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle...
Girl "Forgive me father for I have sinned"
Priest "What have you done my child?"
Girl "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl "Because he...
A mother is 21 years older than the child.
6 years from now the mother will be 5 times as old as the child.
Question : Where's the father?
Try first, before you check the answer below...
Jamaa mmoja alienda kwa mganga ili afanyiwe dawa na yeye awe mtabiri. Mganga alimvua nguo zote jamaa huyo na kumuacha kama alivyozaliwa kisha akaanza kumpaka mafuta mwilini na kumwambia jamaa huyo...
Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
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Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed...
HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES
1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
4. Then...
THESE ARE THE QUESTIONS THAT WATOTO WA VIGOGO ARE ASKED KWENYE INTERVIEW ZA BOT
POST YOU NEED:_______________________(5 Marks)
TIME: 2 Weeks.
SECTION A
1. Is the African continent a...
1. A FOR HUNDERWEAR (Underwear)
2. B FOR Mbushit (Bullshit)
3. C FOR CEENAKI (Snake)
4. D FOR NDAMBILIU (W)
5. E FOR HEATING (Eating)
6. F FOR FANJINA (Vagina)...
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