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Different between and MAN and BOY A BOY keeps a password on his cellphone while a MAN is confident enough to say "baby can u answer that for me"!! A BOY runs the streets & chill with his friends while a MAN is enjoying time with his woman planning ahead for their future! A BOY complains...

Koti la babu lina chawa wengi__________.

A dog asks a cat "How come I've never seen you cats making love in public?" The cat replies, "Do you want humans to steal our style like they did yours?"

A dog asks a cat "How come I've never seen you cats making love in public?" The cat replies, "Do you want humans to steal our style like they did yours?"

Muuzaji- christopher daniel pn #- 0753586641, 0652823716. mahali- mbeya jiji. tatizo- hard disc imekufa gharama- Other info___ call me through the above pn #.

Guys, laptop yangu imeloga leo, kila ninapoiwasha inaniletea ishu ya kuingiza HDD PASSWORD and mie sijawahi kutumia pasword, kila mtu nikimuulza anakataa_ please kama kunamtu anaweza kutoa msaada, naomba msaada.

CLASSIC:- [BOSS TO SECRETARY] Jiandae kesho tuna safari ya kikazi. [SECRETARY TO HUSBAND] Mume wangu kesho nitasafari na boss kikazi. [HUSBAND TO GIRLFRIEND] kesho wife wangu anasafiri,kuwa huru kuja unipe raha. [GIRLFRIEND TO STUDENT] kesho usije shule nimepata dharura..ambia mzazi...

verytime you hurt me, but, i dont get angry with you. Everytime it pains, but, i dont say a word to you. Everytime you say sorry, i forgive you on the spot. Because.. Everytime you make a mistake, i punish myself....:/ . . . That's how much I Love You ♥ ):

Wife is like a TV, Girlfriend is like a MOBILE . At home you watch TV, But when you go out you take your MOBILE . Sometimes you enjoy TV, But most of the time you play with your MOBILE TV is free for life, But for the MOBILE , if you don't pay, the services will be terminated. TV is big...

Three bells are set to angle at unterals of 15 mins, 20 mins, 24 mins. If they are started together, how many times they are going to ring together in a period of 1 week.

Question to Confucious Confucious Woman asks: If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut. But when a man sleeps with 10 women, Everyone calls him a real man. How come . . . ?!? Confucius replies: It's very simple. "When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it's a bad...

Mike Tyson after being banned by the American Boxing Association, has taken up a new profession as a Salesman. He is now working as a Senior Sales executive for Household products with the world famous P & G. One day while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, Mike...

A plane was about to crash and there were only 4 parachutes... Meanwhile there were 5 people on board. The 1st person was Messi and he said: "You know I'm the world's best footballer, so i cant die now" he took 1 parachute and left. The 2nd who was Aliko Dangote said: "You...

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong email address, and without realizing he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check...

A man was sick and tired of going to work everyday while his wife stayed at home, he wanted his wife to see what he goes through and so he prayed; "Dear Lord, I go to work all day and put in eight hours while my wife stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please switch her...

· I, with a deeper instinct, will choose a Woman who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naïve or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a her man”

A dog asks a cat "How come I've never seen you cats making love in public?" The cat replies, "Do you want humans to steal our style like they did yours?"

Akinlade Rotama Girl: love you Boy: love you too. Brb Girl: where you going? Boy: you really have to know? Girl: you my bf I wanna know Boy: am going to the toilet. And take a shit, sweetheart

Habari ya hasubuhi wana JF, kwamara ya kwanza nikohapa na nimefurahi sana kua hapa leo. DHUMUNI Mimi ni mwandishi,mwongozaji na mwigizaji wa filam ( i.e, majira yote ). Nimekua nikichukua diploma yangu katika chuo kikuu cha Griffith University nchini Australia na sasa nimerejea...