Wife, Girlfriend, TV, & Mobile.

[Chris B. Daniel]

Wife is like a TV,
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE . At home you watch TV,
But when you go out you take your
MOBILE . Sometimes you enjoy TV,
But most of the time you play with your
MOBILE TV is free for life,
But for the MOBILE , if you don't pay, the
services will be terminated. TV is big, bulky and
most of the time
old,
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and
very portable. Operational costs for TV is often
acceptable,
But for the MOBILE it is often high and
demanding. TV has a remote,
MOBILE doesn't. Most importantly, MOBILE is a
two-way
communication (you talk and listen),
But with the TV you MUST only listen
(whether you want to or not).Last but
not least ..
TVs don't have viruses, But MOBILES often do!