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Very FUNNY Just for President Kibaki

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Chris B. Daniel, Aug 25, 2012.

  1. C

    Chris B. Daniel Member

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    A plane was about
    to
    crash and there
    were only
    4 parachutes...
    Meanwhile there
    were 5
    people on board.
    The 1st person was
    Messi
    and he said:
    "You know I'm the
    world's best
    footballer, so
    i cant die now"
    he took 1 parachute
    and left. The 2nd
    who was Aliko
    Dangote said:
    "You know I'm the
    richest
    man in Africa and
    I'm too
    young to die"
    so, he took the 2nd
    parachute and left.
    Kenyan President
    kibaki
    said:
    "You know I'm the
    smartest
    president in the
    world, so
    i cant die now"
    he took 1 and left.
    It was
    Pope
    Benedict and A little
    school girl. The Pope
    said to her:
    "take the last 1, I'll
    sacrifice my life 4
    you". The little girl
    replied:
    "but there are two
    parachutes left,
    kibaki
    took my school Bag
     
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    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Du,unamaanisha Rais Kibaki ni kilaza?
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    hizo sasa n dharau....hah hah haaah.
    Kibaki hakuweza kutofautisha begi na parachuti??lol
     
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    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu hakuwa kibaki unless alikuwa j.k
     
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    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    ayayaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
     
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    Jaslaws JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaaaaahahahaha,10x.
     
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    Mr Q JF-Expert Member

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    very funny!!
     
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