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who works harder. men or women, in a family

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Chris B. Daniel, Aug 5, 2012.

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    Chris B. Daniel Member

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    A man was sick and tired of going to work
    everyday while his wife stayed at home, he
    wanted his wife to see what he goes through and
    so he prayed;
    "Dear Lord, I go to work all day and put in eight
    hours while my wife stays at home. I want her to
    know what I go through, so please switch her
    body to mine for a day, as I take hers. "Amen! So
    God in his own infinite wisdom granted the man's
    wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man
    awoke as a woman. He cooked breakfast,
    awakened the kids, set out their school clothes,
    feed them, pack their lunch, drove them to school,
    came back home, picked up the dry cleaning, took
    it to the cleaner, went to grocery shopping, drove
    home and put away the groceries, cleaned the
    cat's little box and bathed the dog. Then it was
    already 1:00pm. He quickly went to make the bed,
    do the laundry, swept and mop the floor. Ran to
    school to pick up the kids. Got into an argument
    with one of them. Set out milk and cookies and got
    the kids organised to do their home work. Then
    set the ironing board and watched tv, while he did
    the ironing. At 4.30pm, he began peeling potatoes
    and washed the vegetables for salad, breaded the
    pork chop and snapped fresh beans for supper.
    After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the
    dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, put
    them to bed. He's exhausted, and though his daily
    choice wasn't over, he went to bed and was
    expected to make love which he managed to get
    through without complaints. Early morning, he
    woke up and quickly knelt down by the bed and
    said; "LORD, I don't know what I was thinking, I
    was wrong to envy my wife being able to stay
    home all day. Please let's trade again. Amen!
    God answered; man I'd like to answer your
    prayers, the time you made love, you got
    pregnant, so you have to wait for nine months to
    change.
    Respect the woman, they are the pillar of the
    house. The woman are indeed endowed.
    I LOVE U ALL..
     
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    Women, oh women. Blessed are your hands.
     
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