Mko wangapi?

[Chris B. Daniel]

CLASSIC:-
[BOSS TO SECRETARY]
Jiandae kesho tuna safari ya kikazi.
[SECRETARY TO HUSBAND]
Mume wangu kesho nitasafari na boss
kikazi.
[HUSBAND TO GIRLFRIEND]
kesho wife wangu anasafiri,kuwa huru kuja
unipe raha.
[GIRLFRIEND TO STUDENT]
kesho usije shule nimepata dharura..ambia
mzazi wako we ni mgonjwa.
[BOSS TO SECRETARY]
Samahani,safari imehairishwa mwanangu
ni mgonjwa haendi shule kesho nataka
kukaa nae.
[SECRETARY TO HUSBAND]
Kesho nitakuwepo boss amehairisha safari.
[HUSBAND TO GILFRIEND]
kesho usije,huyu kenge wangu kahairisha
safari yake.
[GIRLFRIEND TO STUDENT]
kesho nitakuwepo njoo shule kama
kawaida.

 

[toghocho]

duh, asa dogo si keshasema anaumwa, itakuwaje?

 

[Manager]

Kwiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

 

[JICHO LA TATU]

tulizana

 

[deni]

sijui litabumburuka??

 

[Sangomwile]

Hii kali,**** ****.

 

[Woga tupa kulee]

Du!
Tulizana!

 

[DAWA YA SIKIO]

sijui litabumburuka??

tehe tehe tehe !!!
Lilishabumburuka mkuu ! Ndo mana likaletwa hapa.

 

[Pancras Suday]

Dogo kaharibu mpango mzima

 

[MTENDAHAKI]

mduara huo!

 

[Chris B. Daniel]

duh, asa dogo si keshasema anaumwa, itakuwaje?

Huyo haendi shule, sunajua__
bt i dnt knw kama duara linaendlea, tcha anaenda kula thukari guru.

 

[Chris B. Daniel]

tehe tehe tehe !!!
Lilishabumburuka mkuu ! Ndo mana likaletwa hapa.

Hitin point brother.

 

[danali]

duh nilikua sijapitia hii

 

[aduwilly]

Hivi watu wengine sijui mnatumia nini kufikiria.

Rais keshasema tupo milioni 44, lakini mtu bado tu anauliza "mpo wangapi?"

tehe tehe tehe

 

[Amavubi]

Kama secretary angetafuta safari na mtu mwingine uzi usingeharibika