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Mko wangapi?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Chris B. Daniel, Sep 28, 2012.

  1. C

    Chris B. Daniel Member

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    CLASSIC:-
    [BOSS TO SECRETARY]
    Jiandae kesho tuna safari ya kikazi.
    [SECRETARY TO HUSBAND]
    Mume wangu kesho nitasafari na boss
    kikazi.
    [HUSBAND TO GIRLFRIEND]
    kesho wife wangu anasafiri,kuwa huru kuja
    unipe raha.
    [GIRLFRIEND TO STUDENT]
    kesho usije shule nimepata dharura..ambia
    mzazi wako we ni mgonjwa.
    [BOSS TO SECRETARY]
    Samahani,safari imehairishwa mwanangu
    ni mgonjwa haendi shule kesho nataka
    kukaa nae.
    [SECRETARY TO HUSBAND]
    Kesho nitakuwepo boss amehairisha safari.
    [HUSBAND TO GILFRIEND]
    kesho usije,huyu kenge wangu kahairisha
    safari yake.
    [GIRLFRIEND TO STUDENT]
    kesho nitakuwepo njoo shule kama
    kawaida.
     
  2. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    duh, asa dogo si keshasema anaumwa, itakuwaje?
     
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    Manager JF-Expert Member

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    Kwiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
     
  4. JICHO LA TATU

    JICHO LA TATU JF-Expert Member

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    tulizana
     
  5. deni

    deni Senior Member

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    sijui litabumburuka??
     
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    Sangomwile JF-Expert Member

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    Hii kali,**** ****.
     
  7. Marry Hunbig

    Marry Hunbig JF-Expert Member

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    Du!
    Tulizana!
     
  8. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    tehe tehe tehe !!!
    Lilishabumburuka mkuu ! Ndo mana likaletwa hapa.
     
  9. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Dogo kaharibu mpango mzima
     
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    MTENDAHAKI JF-Expert Member

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    mduara huo!
     
  11. C

    Chris B. Daniel Member

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    Huyo haendi shule, sunajua__
    bt i dnt knw kama duara linaendlea, tcha anaenda kula thukari guru.
     
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    Chris B. Daniel Member

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    Hitin point brother.
     
  13. danali

    danali JF-Expert Member

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    duh nilikua sijapitia hii
     
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    aduwilly JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi watu wengine sijui mnatumia nini kufikiria.

    Rais keshasema tupo milioni 44, lakini mtu bado tu anauliza "mpo wangapi?"

    tehe tehe tehe
     
  15. Amavubi

    Amavubi JF-Expert Member

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    Kama secretary angetafuta safari na mtu mwingine uzi usingeharibika
     
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