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U dnt hav 2 miss ths MIKE TYSON.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Chris B. Daniel, Aug 27, 2012.

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    Chris B. Daniel Member

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    Mike Tyson after being banned by the
    American Boxing Association, has taken up a
    new profession as a Salesman. He is now
    working as a Senior Sales executive for
    Household products with the world famous P
    & G.
    One day while playing on the front nine of a
    complicated golf course, Mike became
    confused as to where he was on the course.
    Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead
    of him. He walked up to her, explained his
    confusion and asked her if she knew what
    hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the
    7th hole and you are a hole behind me, so
    you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her
    and went back to his golf.
    On the back nine the same thing happened
    and he approached her again with the same
    request. She said, "I'm on the 14th, and you
    are a hole behind me, so you must be on the
    13th." Once again he thanked her and
    returned to his play.
    He finished his round and went into the club
    house where he saw the lady sitting at the
    end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he
    knew the lady. The bartender said that she
    was a sales lady and played the course often.
    He approached her and said, "Let me buy
    you a drink to show my appreciation for
    your help. I understand that you are a sales
    lady .... well, I am in sales also. What do you
    sell?"
    She replied, "If I told you, you would only
    laugh."
    "No I wouldn't," he said and persisted that
    she tell him what she sold.
    "Well if you must know", she answered, "I
    sell Tampax."
    With that, he fell on the floor and laughed so
    hard he almost lost his breath. She said, "See
    I knew you would laugh."
    "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied,
    "I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm still a hole
    behind you!"
     
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    mzabzab JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha...noumaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
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    Chris B. Daniel Member

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    Yeah, yo right.
    and i do appreciate yo presence in here and yo post.

    good mrn fella
     
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