Question to Confucious Confucious Woman asks: If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut. But when a man sleeps with 10 women, Everyone calls him a real man. How come . . . ?!? Confucius replies: It's very simple. "When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it's a bad lock. But when one key can open 10 different locks, we call it a MASTER KEY ...."