Yanayo tufanya tuwe waswahili...


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YANAYO TUFANYA TUWE WASWAHILI...

1.Unawasalimia watu usiowajuwa na kutaka urafiki na kila anayetaka kuzungumza na wewe, halafu unaanza kumwita mtu huyo(usiyemjuwa undani wake wala tabia zake)aunt au anco!.


2.Asilimia 90 ya CD pamoja na cassete za muziki ulizonazo nyumbani ni feki (sio original copies).


3.Stoo yako imejaa vitu (makorokoro) kwa kuwa hutupi kwa kuamini kuwa ipo siku utayahitaji kwa mfano karpet ukilitoa hulitupi n.k.

4.Una machupa ya maji matupu na ya shampoo, chupa za perfume pamoja na vipodozi vingine umeweka tuu kwenye rafu au meza yako wala huna shughuli navyo.

5. Watoto wako wote wana majina ya utani mfano babu ali,chidi,mamu, dida, kibabu, n.k.

6. Hakuna mtu katika familia yako anayetoa taarifa kwako anapo kuja kukutembelea, wanajileta tu, hata hawatazami idadi ya watu wanaokuja wala kufikiria watalala wapi!


7.Mifuko yako imejaa vitu kama vile vijiti vya kusafishia meno,tissue n.k ulivyochukua sehemu kama vile mgahawani (Restaurant).


8. Mama yako anamigogoro na ndugu na hawazungumzi kwa muda wa siku 10 au zaidi.


9.Hupigi simu isipokuwa katika muda ambao gharama za kupiga ni nafuu(mfano usiku sana )na mara nyingi huwa una beep tu hutaki kujitia hasara hata kama wewe ndiye uliye na haja hiyo.

10.Ulipokua mdogo nguo unazonunuliwa pamoja na viatu ni vikubwa mara mbili ili uweze kuvivaa muda mrefu zaidi.


11.Wakati ukisafiri na ndege unabeba mzigo wa uzito mkubwa kuliko inavyoruhusiwa, kwa kuwa unataka kumridhisha kila mtu kwa zawadi huko unakokwenda.

12.Unapomsaidia mtu na akafanikiwa basi utakuwa unapita na huku unasema kama sio mimi asingekuwa vile yule.

13. Wale tunaowasaidia wengi wanakosa shukurani na badala yake wanasema, eti kaniletea kijisimu hiki, si hata hapa ningeweza kukipata? Ndio, zawadi ya Ulaya hii?! Halafu wanacheka!

14. Hatuvai nguo nzuri au mpya na kujipamba tunapokuwa majumbani mwetu isipokuwa tunapokwenda maharusini, khitma au kwenye mialiko ya futari au pale tunapoalikwa vyakula na marafiki!

NOTE: Basi wapelekee waswahili wengine ili wajuwe ni kitu gani kinawafanya wao wawe Waswahili... ......... ......... ..... kama mimi na wewe , lakini si wakati umefika wa kubadilisha khulka hizi, zilizopitiwa na wakati? (out dated traditions and customs)!!?....mmh?

Cheers
 
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True...lack of standards in conducting life affairs!
 
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15. Tunapenda kuandika mambo marefu yasiyokuwa na maana.
 
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MziziMkavu umesahau hii..Asilimia 90 ya vitu tunavyotumia ni vya kichina kama simu,vyombo vya ndani n.k..
 
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Kuishi kwenye giza pia kunatufanya tuwe waswahili
 
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vingine nimevipenda na najivunia... Nikipoteza hivyo basi nisiitwe mama L tena (kama 1 na 11) na nina vingine vingi kama hivyo.
Vingine .... mmmh?
 

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