Would you allow your best friend....???

[Tetra]

::
aaa! Hiyo planned between girl/friend/doctor
I'll allow but kifuatacho ITV kuachana.
=

 

[Paloma]

Ndo tatizo la kiswahili, huo ugonjwa kwa kidhungu jina ni fupi ile mbaya, ni Ngonolist Pretender!!

hahahahahahhaahaaaaaaaaa..........haya bana!!! :yo: to you NasDaz

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

Napenda sana, hasa hiyo ya mwisho (living the Word), huo ndio Ukristu. Maana reading au knowing the Word hata shetani anaijua. I am still struggling with living IT.
Kudos.

Kaunga Rejea Joshua 1: 8-9 na ishi kulingana na maelekezo yake na utakuwa uko swafi!

 

[Kongosho]

Bora wakamletee changudoa lakini si rafiki yangu
Rafiki yangu akigusa tu, sirudi hapo

 

[Kunta Kinte]

Kwa kuwa hatamaliza utamu nitamruhusu tu!!

 

[Who Cares?]

Unanikumbusha shule za msingi enzi hizo elimu yetu ina elimu na waalimu..kiingereza tulifundishwa "if condition"..na nikatunga sentenso moja "if tommorow it will rain i will not come to school"....nikakuwa nikafundishwa "utopian ideas".....a thing or an idea that by anymeans will never be ....hapo kwako sasa naanza kuchangia hoja.

1- ki-baiolojia na kitaalamu hakuna ugonjwa ambao unatibiwa kwa watu kutiana..there fore hakuna kitu kama hicho hence .."utopian idea"...conclussivly "if condition" maeneo hayo dont hold water at oll.

 

[babe S]

hahah this funny!!!! i will pray for him hadi apone! hamna kuchakachua

 

[Leak]

Hahahahahaha
jf raha tupu! Daaaah

 

[blea]

To be honest i can"t allow them to do that

 

[Kaunga]

Kaunga Rejea Joshua 1: 8-9 na ishi kulingana na maelekezo yake na utakuwa uko swafi!

Ubarikiwe, ngoja nianze LEO.

 

[CORAL]

yeah. namruhusu ila chini ya usimamizi. goal moja tu. wasizidishe.

Umechekesha kweli. Unataka goli la kuokoa uhai tu!

 

[CORAL]

Boflo huu ni ugonjwa gani unaotibiwa na MSOLOPAGANZI tu, na mtu akiukosa ndani ya nusu saa anakufa?
Mi namwacha afe tuone.
Isije ikawa dokta na mshikaji wana mipango yao mingine tu ya kutaka kummega cacico wangu

It sounds like a joke but it has happened in real! Lakini ilikuwa ni ushirikina and worse still wahusika....mama na mwanae!
Mwanaume mmoja mfanyabiashara alishawishiwa na wezake akachukue dawa kwa mganga ili kuongeza mauzo. Mganga alimpa dawa na masharti kibao. Sharti mojawapo: kulala na mama yake mzazi!
Hili sharti lilikuwa gumu mno kwa jamaa akapiga chenga. Kitendo cha kukiuka sharti hilo kikamsababishia ugonjwa, akaumwa kweli kweli. Hospitali hawaoni ugonjwa! Wakati wanasubiri dakika yoyote afe, rafiki yake anayejua ishu akamtonya mama yake. Mama kusikia hivyo akajua dawa sasa imepatikana! Akaamuru mkewe na wengine waondoke chumbani kwa kuwa "ana maongezi ya faragha" na mwanae. Walipotoja akafunga mlango akamuuliza mwanae kuhusu hilo swala akakiri kuwa ni kweli. Mama akatoa nguo na kumuandaa mwanae kula mzigo. Mgonjwa akajikongoja na kuingiza dushelele kwa mama. Kitendo cha kuingiza na ugonjwa ukapotea!! Akapiga mzigo wa uhakika kwa mama na ukawa mwisho wa ugonjwa. Mkewe alipojua akaachana naye kwa hasira. Yeye akaoa mke mwingine na biashara zake zikachangamka hasa. Mauzo yanazidi hata thamani ya bidhaa. Hela zilipoongezeka mke aliyeondoka kwa hasira akarudi kuvuna matunda! Hii kali eti?

 

[papason]

Yaani ni hivi siko tayari ku share ile tam tam na mtu mwingine yoyote full stop!

 

[Bob Lee Swagger]

Your boyfriend or girlfriend
is seriously sick and the
only solution is SEX or
else he or she dies in
the next 30 mntz and
which is confirmed by the doctor and you are
not available but your
best friend is there.
Would you allow your
best friend to have SEX
with your boyfriend or girlfriend?

Hebu jiulize kama kweli ni 30 minutes, hapo hata taarifa hutapewa!? Si Dokta ndo yuko karibu?! Anapewa anakula vitu wewe ukirudi hom unakuta anaendelea na kazi keshaponeshwa!

 

[asakuta same]

haiwezekani ,labda huyo dokta awe babu wa loliondo!!!!!!!!

 

[mwananthropolojia]

kama masai kachomeka mkuki mlangon kwako! mwache ale "ni heri kuokoa maisha ya mtu kuliko kuwa mbinafsii"

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Uchawi hupumbaza akili za washirikina

It sounds like a joke but it has happened in real! Lakini ilikuwa ni ushirikina and worse still wahusika....mama na mwanae!
Mwanaume mmoja mfanyabiashara alishawishiwa na wezake akachukue dawa kwa mganga ili kuongeza mauzo. Mganga alimpa dawa na masharti kibao. Sharti mojawapo: kulala na mama yake mzazi!
Hili sharti lilikuwa gumu mno kwa jamaa akapiga chenga. Kitendo cha kukiuka sharti hilo kikamsababishia ugonjwa, akaumwa kweli kweli. Hospitali hawaoni ugonjwa! Wakati wanasubiri dakika yoyote afe, rafiki yake anayejua ishu akamtonya mama yake. Mama kusikia hivyo akajua dawa sasa imepatikana! Akaamuru mkewe na wengine waondoke chumbani kwa kuwa "ana maongezi ya faragha" na mwanae. Walipotoja akafunga mlango akamuuliza mwanae kuhusu hilo swala akakiri kuwa ni kweli. Mama akatoa nguo na kumuandaa mwanae kula mzigo. Mgonjwa akajikongoja na kuingiza dushelele kwa mama. Kitendo cha kuingiza na ugonjwa ukapotea!! Akapiga mzigo wa uhakika kwa mama na ukawa mwisho wa ugonjwa. Mkewe alipojua akaachana naye kwa hasira. Yeye akaoa mke mwingine na biashara zake zikachangamka hasa. Mauzo yanazidi hata thamani ya bidhaa. Hela zilipoongezeka mke aliyeondoka kwa hasira akarudi kuvuna matunda! Hii kali eti?