Wife material yupo hivi

Wife material yupo hivi

uyo ni mke wa mtume gani mbona muwongo wewe

utakuwa na stress zako tu za maisha au unataka kutufurahisha tuuu
 
Mke: Mume wangu .... Mume wangu... Mume wangu..

Mme: Nini bwana tunasumbuana usiku....

Mke: Naomba nigeuke mbavu zinani...(Kofi, kelbu).

Mme: Kuamshana usiku kwa mambo ya kipuuzi sitaki, mwili wako ruhusa uniombe mimi? Pumbavu..

Mke: (Huku akilia) Lak...laki...lakini mume wangu mimi ni wife material..

Mme: Shenzi sana tangu uwe wife material, Loan Board wamepunguza 15%? Mshahara nyongeza imepanda? Yule nanihii amejiuzulu? Usiniletee uchuro usiku huu mimi.

Mke: (Kilio kinazidi) ba....ba..ba..si nis..ame...he.

Mme: Wee shhhshhhh usipigie watu kelele.

Siku imeisha
 
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Mke: Mume wangu .... Mume wangu... Mume wangu..

Mme: Nini bwana tunasumbuana usiku....

Mke: Naomba nigeuke mbavu zinani...(Kofi, kelbu).

Mme: Kuamshana usiku kwa mambo ya kipuuzi sitaki, mwili wako ruhusa uniombe mimi? Pumbavu..

Mke: (Huku akilia) Lak...laki...lakini mume wangu mimi ni wife material..

Mme: Shenzi sana tangu uwe wife material, Loan Board wamepunguza 15%? Mshahara nyongeza imepanda? Yule nanihii amejiuzulu? Usiniletee uchuro usiku huu mimi.

Mke: (Kilio kinazidi) ba....ba..ba..si nis..ame...he.

Mme: Wee shhhshhhh usipigie watu kelele.

Siku imeisha
 
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