What's on your Bucket List?

[Karucee]

Bucket List ni orodha ya mambo ambayo ungependa kufanya kabla ya ku expire. Sote tunafahamu kwamba hatujui expiry date ila sote kuna mambo huwa tunatamani hasa tutekeleze.
1. Ningependa kwenda North Pole. I would live to see a Polar Bear in its natural habitat. Hivi wanakula watu hawa?
2. I would love to have a couple of girlfriends jamani. And do whatever it is that girls do. Gossip, shop etc.
3. Ningependa kusimama juu ya jengo refu zaidi duniani. Naogopa sana ila ningependa kujua what will happen to me when I do.
4. Ningependa kuendesha magari ya Safari Rally kudaadeki. Yaani on the roughest terrain ever '*****.
5. I would love to go to Vegas with my boys jamani. And as they get laid I would drink myself senseless and stone my a.s.s silly.
6. Ningependa kutubu, na kutumia life experiences zangu (na diary zangu lol) kuwapa ushauri vijana. Tatizo nina wasiwasi wataniona heroine flani watake kuiga.
Wewe je? Ungependa kufanya nini before you kick ze bucket?

 

[Kiranga]

My bucket list is not to have a bucket list.

In my culture a bucket list is morbidity personified.

We don't even encourage life insurance.

I may have a number of things I want to do in my subconscious, but I wouldn't say they are in my "bucket list".

Wabongo kuiga!

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Well, since I am too Americanized now....

My bucket list has:

A trip down under
Bench pressing 450lbs.
Make $100 million
Own a Maserati - free and clear
Send my little one to Harvard or Yale
Walk her down the isle

 

[Karucee]

Well, since I am too Americanized now....

My bucket list has:

A trip down under
Bench press 450lbs.
Make $100 million
Own a Maserati - free and clear
Send my little one to Harvard or Yale
Walk her down the isle

fine list you have there.
I too would love to see my lil man grow into a fine young man, and see him prosper and marry some beautiful girl.
But thats a sacred list hidden in the depths of my ribcage.

 

[Karucee]

My bucket list is not to have a bucket list.

In my culture a bucket list is morbidity personified.

We don't even encourage life insurance.

I may have a number of things I want to do in my subconscious, but I wouldn't say they are in my "bucket list".

Wabongo kuiga!

idiot. Feels so good to call you this. For no reason at all.

 

[Kiranga]

idiot. Feels so good to call you this. For no reason at all.

Idocy is the epitomy of knowledge just like 0 degrees is at the same point 360 degree is.

Those who call others ------ on the other hand....leave much to be desired.

Can you say "Bucket List" in Swahili smartypants?

We live to live, we don't live to die. Why the excessive morbidity?

 

[imaney]

mie sijui kama nimekuelewa.....
...mie na huu utu uzima sina hata ka degree,nataka nijikongoje niwe nako no matter what....
...ni adopt mtoto mmoja au wawili afterwards niwalee
....ni miliki na mie range rover kama za yutani
....niwe na mzungu wa mikasi only sio kuoana na kuringishia yutani
....nitembee USA sehemu ninazosikia kny movie,florida orando etc lol

 

[imaney]

My bucket list is not to have a bucket list.

In my culture a bucket list is morbidity personified.

We don't even encourage life insurance.

I may have a number of things I want to do in my subconscious, but I wouldn't say they are in my "bucket list".

Wabongo kuiga!

hivi wewe sio yule John,ambae hajielewi elewi na amemfukuza mkewe?:target:

 

[Karucee]

Idocy is the epitomy of knowledge just like 0 degrees is at the same point 360 degree is.

Those who call others ------ on the other hand....leave much to be desired.

Can you say "Bucket List" in Swahili smartypants?

We live to live, we don't live to die. Why the excessive morbidity?

i do not see the excessive morbidity here. What I see is someone who is unwilling to accept the inevitable. It is bound to happen and I am not relying too much on its occurance. Instead I am making the most of the time I have. See?

 

[Kiranga]

hivi wewe sio yule John,ambae hajielewi elewi na amemfukuza mkewe?:target:

Mie sijaoa mke kwa hiyo siwezi kufukuza mke.

Kama una dadako kigori mlengeshe ajaribu bahati yake.

 

[Karucee]

mie sijui kama nimekuelewa.....
...mie na huu utu uzima sina hata ka degree,nataka nijikongoje niwe nako no matter what....
...ni adopt mtoto mmoja au wawili afterwards niwalee
....ni miliki na mie range rover kama za yutani
....niwe na mzungu wa mikasi only sio kuoana na kuringishia yutani
....nitembee USA sehemu ninazosikia kny movie,florida orando etc lol

nimeipenda bwana imaney. Ila kwenye mikasi imebidi nicheke.

 

[imaney]

Mie sina mke kwa hiyo siwezi kufukuza mke.

Kama una dadako kigori mlengeshe ajaribu bahati yake.

ndio maana lol ningekulengesha ila una gubu mno ni wale mnaoamka mmenuna bila sababu lol sitaki dada yangu akonde bila sababu

 

[Karucee]

hivi wewe sio yule John,ambae hajielewi elewi na amemfukuza mkewe?:target:

khkhkhkhkhaa? We nae?? Yametoka wapi hayo? Muache Kiranga wangu bwana. Ama nikuongeze kwenye list yangu lol.

 

[Kiranga]

i do not see the excessive morbidity here. What I see is someone who is unwilling to accept the inevitable. It is bound to happen and I am not relying too much on its occurance. Instead I am making the most of the time I have. See?

I have the weight of two cultures on my shoulders. I totally get what you are saying, there is a degree of hedonism that embraces even the inevitable and makes the most of the dice we are dealt.

But also, this embracing of morbidity - if you disagree to the usage of "excessive" at least recognize that the origin of "the bucket list" are linked to "kicking the bucket", morbidity- this hedonism is not hedonistic enough, for it allow reality to stay in the picture.

I get the best of both worlds.

A non-sangfroid serendipitously mundane self contradicting dualitic hedonism that does not even want to acknowledge that there is a bucket list.

To me it's just things I want to do in life.

Once you invoke a "bucket" it's no longer fun because you remind yourself that you are on borrowed time.

A monk once told me that the best way to enjoy life is to live in the moment.

If you want to enjoy an apple, enjoy it's taste while you are eating it. Don't think "let me enjoy this apple so much now because the next minute it will be gone".

You will just remind yourself how temporal everything is.

 

[gobore]

Mmmmh mi za kwangu zipo kama kumi ila ngoja niwape hizi tu....
1. Climb mount Everest
2.Get my rotor wing pilot licence
3. Get laid in Thailand( nasikia kuna wale wadudu wale)

 

[Hoshea]

eti "*****" hahaa na mashaka, didn't u puff b4 u posted this?
sasa best hiyo bucket list yako number 3 mbona utakuwa umekick yo own bucket.

 

[Karucee]

Mmmmh mi za kwangu zipo kama kumi ila ngoja niwape hizi tu....
1. Climb mount Everest
2.Get my rotor wing pilot licence
3. Get laid in Thailand( nasikia kuna wale wadudu wale)

hao wadudu gani? You made my morning

 

[Karucee]

eti "*****" hahaa na mashaka, didn't u puff b4 u posted this?
sasa best hiyo bucket list yako number 3 mbona utakuwa umekick yo own bucket.

hahhahaaa. No best. Sijapuff. Hiyo '***** inatokana na adrenaline rush unajua tena.

 

[Rural Swagga]

1.Travel all around the world (All the countries in the world)
2.Learn a new language(sana sana kichina)
3.Resign from this job i don't like
4.Start my own business doing something i love
5.Connect with the teachers from my past – University, high school,secondary school,primary school all of it. To let them know how they have shaped my life!Lol
6.Identify someone who has inspired me the most in my JF life. Let him/her know how much he/she has inspired me(Hapa The Boss na Mtambuzi wanahusika sana)
7.Go on a blind date!(itanoga sana kama ikiwa na mdada mmoja wa humu JF simtaji jina leo)
8.Fall in love
9.Get married
10.Quit smoking cigarettes(hapa rehab inahusika sana)

 

[KIKUNGU]

Mmmmh!..........kick out my habit lol...........