What would be your last words/prayer!?

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In a situatio like this..

 

[Totos Boss]

Northing

 

[Mr Q]

Luke 23:46Jesus called out with a loud voice, Father, into your hands I commit my spirit When he had said this, he breathed his last.

 

[Baba Swalehe]

Ntalipuliza hilo li parashuti

 

[Kifyatu]

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In a situatio like this..

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, F¥€K.

Oh God. If you give me wings right now, I will never ask you for anything else, ever!

I swear, please God. I don't want to die. Not today anyway.

Okay,
I will give up my michepukos.
I will pray 5 times a day. Everyday?
I will go to Hajj. Twice a year.
I will give zakat, 30% of my income. Ok, 50%.
I will recite the Holly Book from cover to cover. From memory?

Pleeeease God, I am not joking. Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Do you think this might help me?

 

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, F¥€K.

Oh God. If you give me wings right now, I will never ask you for anything else, ever!

I swear, please God. I don't want to die. Not today anyway.

Okay,
I will give up my michepukos.
I will pray 5 times a day. Everyday?
I will go to Hajj. Twice a year.
I will give zakat, 30% of my income. Ok, 50%.
I will recite the Holly Book from cover to cover. From memory?

Pleeeease God, I am not joking. Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Do you think this might help me?

Anhahaa......

It may ..it may.....

 

[Nalendwa]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, F¥€K.

Oh God. If you give me wings right now, I will never ask you for anything else, ever!

I swear, please God. I don't want to die. Not today anyway.

Okay,
I will give up my michepukos.
I will pray 5 times a day. Everyday?
I will go to Hajj. Twice a year.
I will give zakat, 30% of my income. Ok, 50%.
I will recite the Holly Book from cover to cover. From memory?

Pleeeease God, I am not joking. Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Do you think this might help me?

 

[ndayilagije]

Yamkini watakusanyika kinyume chako lakini wataanguka mbele yako.eeh bwana likumbuke neno lako.

 

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Yamkini watakusanyika kinyume chako lakini wataanguka mbele yako.eeh bwana likumbuke neno lako.

Aisee.....

This is too deep...

Wewe ni Mama mchungaji eeh!?

 

[ndayilagije]

Aisee.....

This is too deep...

Wewe ni Mama mchungaji eeh!?

Kesi yenyewe iko deep,ukienda shallow huiwezi.Lazima umkumbushe Mungu athibitishe hilo kusanyiko kama siyo lake mkuu.Mimi siyo mama mchungaji ila niko full neno.

 

[MCHAU G]

God save me

 

[uhurumoja]

Nadhani pia unaweza kuogelea kwenda kwenye maji marefu zaidi ili wasikupate

 

[Hannover]

hapo ni kifo tu

 

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hapo ni kifo tu

Hahaahaa. ...acha tu mkuu.. Kuna vifo vibaya sana.

 

[Auz]

Rest me in peace!

 

[Simara]

Ehee mwenyezi Mungu tenda miujiza.

Najua moyoni nitakua natoa ahadi kibao ambazo nikipona ntazifanya

 

[Joseph lebai]

God, please, don't take my soul, I'm still in need

 

[Blaki Womani]

Eeehhh Mungu usikumbuke dhambi za ujana wangu. Sadaka zangu zikukumbushe kipindi hiki kigumu

 

[Kirchhoff]

I can not say it right now. I afraid it might be true; last prayer

 

[Behaviourist]

With so much left to say I prayed Lord I ain't finished just give me five more minutes!!