Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, F¥€K.
Anhahaa......Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, F¥€K.
Oh God. If you give me wings right now, I will never ask you for anything else, ever!
I swear, please God. I don't want to die. Not today anyway.
Okay,
I will give up my michepukos.
I will pray 5 times a day. Everyday?
I will go to Hajj. Twice a year.
I will give zakat, 30% of my income. Ok, 50%.
I will recite the Holly Book from cover to cover. From memory?
Pleeeease God, I am not joking. Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Do you think this might help me?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, F¥€K.
Oh God. If you give me wings right now, I will never ask you for anything else, ever!
I swear, please God. I don't want to die. Not today anyway.
Okay,
I will give up my michepukos.
I will pray 5 times a day. Everyday?
I will go to Hajj. Twice a year.
I will give zakat, 30% of my income. Ok, 50%.
I will recite the Holly Book from cover to cover. From memory?
Pleeeease God, I am not joking. Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Do you think this might help me?
Kesi yenyewe iko deep,ukienda shallow huiwezi.Lazima umkumbushe Mungu athibitishe hilo kusanyiko kama siyo lake mkuu.Mimi siyo mama mchungaji ila niko full neno.Aisee.....
This is too deep...
Wewe ni Mama mchungaji eeh!?