What is your bail??

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Have some fun, What is your BAIL? Be Honest!!! IMine is $896.00

This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offense' and have added up your total fine. Title your bulletin 'My Bail is $........' You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $20

Did acid -- $20

Ever had sex at church -- $50

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $20

Had sex with someone you met on My Space -- $1,000.00

Had sex for money -- $50

Vandalized something -- $500

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $50

Beat up someone -- $50

Been jumped --$10

Crossed dressed -- $50

Given money to stripper -- $20

Been in love with a stripper -- $50

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$1 00

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $50

Ever drive drunk -- $20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- 30

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $100

Went skinny dipping -- $50

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $50

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $200

Cheated on your significant other -- $100

Masturbated -- $50

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend--$300

Done oral -- $50

Got oral -- $50

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25

Stole something -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $50

Made a nasty home video --$50

Had a threesome -- $100

Had sex in the wild -- $20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $50

Stole something worth over more than a h hundred dollars -- $50

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $100

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $20

Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $20

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $20

Went streaking -- $50

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $50

Been arrested -- $100

Spent time in jail -- $500

Peed in the pool -- $20

Played spin the bottle -- $20

Done something you regret -- $100.00

Had sex with your best friend>-- $500.00

Had sex with someone you work with at work --$50

Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $20

O. K, now tally up your answers?...'My Bail Is...$896.00(your total)'.....
 

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Have some fun, What is your BAIL? Be Honest!!! IMine is $896.00

This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offense' and have added up your total fine. Title your bulletin 'My Bail is $........' You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $20

Did acid -- $20

Ever had sex at church -- $50

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $20

Had sex with someone you met on My Space -- $1,000.00

Had sex for money -- $50

Vandalized something -- $500

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $50

Beat up someone -- $50

Been jumped --$10

Crossed dressed -- $50

Given money to stripper -- $20

Been in love with a stripper -- $50

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$1 00

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $50

Ever drive drunk -- $20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- 30

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $100

Went skinny dipping -- $50

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $50

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $200

Cheated on your significant other -- $100

Masturbated -- $50

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend--$300

Done oral -- $50

Got oral -- $50

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25

Stole something -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $50

Made a nasty home video --$50

Had a threesome -- $100

Had sex in the wild -- $20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $50

Stole something worth over more than a h hundred dollars -- $50

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $100

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $20

Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $20

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $20

Went streaking -- $50

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $50

Been arrested -- $100

Spent time in jail -- $500

Peed in the pool -- $20

Played spin the bottle -- $20

Done something you regret -- $100.00

Had sex with your best friend>-- $500.00

Had sex with someone you work with at work --$50

Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $20

O. K, now tally up your answers?...'My Bail Is...$896.00(your total)'.....
ulikuwa unamaanisha nini hapa?
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$1 00
dola moja au mia moja
 

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Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$1 00

If Kisses were amongst triable offences, though listed as bailable one, it could have convicted many of Ladies especially those living in the world of "copy, paste & save changes" (without adding own values).

From our traditions to the western cultures, kissing or hugging is now a common sign of expressing love and appreciation for ladies even to the persons they meet for the first time, knowing not their names and more worse, to fellows of the same sex (hesitating to call it homesexual kissing)!,

Oh dear……., kissing has lost its original purpose in our society…..
 

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Fredwash

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eeer... mmmh... i am not good in Math....eeer but i think the figure is tooo big form me ....oooh! Heven help ... i have committed more than half of those shit.... i guess no one would bother bail me OUT..... hhaaaahhh he/she would run bankrupt...

Seriously guy.... my bail is $2000.00 and counting.....
 

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