Weird revelations

Weird revelations

...It's quite difficult to pinpoint the original author of this article. The article is everywhere in the internet. I just checked. But still, the threader here should appreciate wherever he got it from.
[emoji86][emoji86][emoji86] forwarded... Never knew the origin...

Jr[emoji769]
 
If you suck one one, the woman herself offers the other one..! And that is the original of BUY ONE AND GET ONE FREE.

Can u elaborate this statement?

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If you suck one one, the woman herself offers the other one..! And that is the original of BUY ONE AND GET ONE FREE.

Can u elaborate this statement?

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Nunua moja upate nyongeza... [emoji30] [emoji30] [emoji30] [emoji30] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Jr[emoji769]
 
single people will be online the whole day jus commenting, tweeting, Rtin, and liking until their phones become hot
 
If you suck one one, the woman herself offers the other one..! And that is the original of BUY ONE AND GET ONE FREE

Did you ever notice that everything on a woman's upper body starts with "B"? Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs and lower body with a "P"? Petticoat, Panties, Pussy.... And that is the original of BP.! [emoji160] [emoji160]

Before sex you help each other get naked... After sex, your dress yourself
Moral ; IN LIFE NO ONE HELP YOU ONCE YOU ARE FUCKED. [emoji15] [emoji30] [emoji87]

Success is like pregnancy
Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you've got FUCKED to achieve it...

Life is like a Dick.., sometimes it becomes HARD for no reason [emoji30] [emoji30] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Practical thought; a husband is supposed to make his wife panties wet not her eyes.... A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his LIFE....!!!

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say CONGRANTS!
But none of them come n touch the man's dick and say... WELL DONE..! [emoji23]
Moral: HARD WORK NEVER APPRECIATED... only the results matter!

Jr[emoji769]
This message is special for women only how life goes on this way

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single people will be online the whole day jus commenting, tweeting, Rtin, and liking until their phones become hot
[emoji30] [emoji30] [emoji30] while couples are celebrating big time

Jr[emoji769]
 
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