Weird revelations

[Mshana Jr]

If you suck one one, the woman herself offers the other one..! And that is the original of BUY ONE AND GET ONE FREE

Did you ever notice that everything on a woman's upper body starts with "B"? Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs and lower body with a "P"? Petticoat, Panties, Pussy.... And that is the original of BP.! [emoji160] [emoji160]

Before sex you help each other get naked... After sex, your dress yourself
Moral ; IN LIFE NO ONE HELP YOU ONCE YOU ARE FUCKED. [emoji15] [emoji30] [emoji87]

Success is like pregnancy
Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you've got FUCKED to achieve it...

Life is like a Dick.., sometimes it becomes HARD for no reason [emoji30] [emoji30] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Practical thought; a husband is supposed to make his wife panties wet not her eyes.... A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his LIFE....!!!

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say CONGRANTS!
But none of them come n touch the man's dick and say... WELL DONE..! [emoji23]
Moral: HARD WORK NEVER APPRECIATED... only the results matter!

Jr[emoji769]

 

[Da Lu]

Hapana nimetoka patupu lugha gongana.

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[Mshana Jr]

Hapana nimetoka patupu lugha gongana.

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[emoji15] [emoji15] [emoji15] [emoji15]

Jr[emoji769]

 

[Al Watani]

Exactly a husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet not her eyes a wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard not his life.

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[URBAN MONKEY]

Nimeelewa neno *** pekee

chattle boi

 

[Mshana Jr]

Nimeelewa neno **** pekee

chattle boi

[emoji30] [emoji23]

Jr[emoji769]

 

[radicals]

Thank you great thinker

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[Hamis Juma]

Maisha magurumbuso
Hahahahaha ukweli mtamu mchungu

 

[Jokajeusi]

kweli Mkuu, watu husifia matokeo kuliko jitihada

 

[Louis II]

Huu Uzi utapata wachangiaji wachache sana kutoka kolomije maana hapo full kujing'ata ndimi ndani kwa ndani!!!

 

[Mshana Jr]

Thank you great thinker

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Jr[emoji769]

 

[Mshana Jr]

Thank you great thinker

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[emoji120] [emoji120] [emoji120]

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[Mshana Jr]

Huu Uzi utapata wachangiaji wachache sana kutoka kolomije maana hapo full kujing'ata ndimi ndani kwa ndani!!!

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Jr[emoji769]

 

[Mshana Jr]

If you suck one one, the woman herself offers the other one..! And that is the original of BUY ONE AND GET ONE FREE
Tafsiri:unaponyonya titi moja la mwanamke,,, mwenyewe kwa hiari yake atakupa la pili..
Na hii ndio maana asilia ya nunua moja upate nyongeza

Did you ever notice that everything on a woman's upper body starts with "B"? Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs and lower body with a "P"? Petticoat, Panties, Pussy.... And that is the original of BP.! [emoji160] [emoji160]

Before sex you help each other get naked... After sex, your dress yourself
Moral ; IN LIFE NO ONE HELP YOU ONCE YOU ARE FUCKED. [emoji15] [emoji30] [emoji87]

Success is like pregnancy
Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you've got FUCKED to achieve it...

Life is like a Dick.., sometimes it becomes HARD for no reason [emoji30] [emoji30] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]TAFSIRI ; Maisha ni kama bolo kuna wakati yanakuwa magumu bila sababu

Practical thought; a husband is supposed to make his wife panties wet not her eyes.... A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his LIFE....!!!

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say CONGRANTS!
But none of them come n touch the man's dick and say... WELL DONE..! [emoji23]
Moral: HARD WORK NEVER APPRECIATED... only the results matter!

Jr[emoji769]

Jr[emoji769]

 

[Bradha]

[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3] Well said bro.
I wish ingelikua ningekusikia ukiongea hivi, ingenoga zaidi [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23].
Demiss unafuraha kweli wewe, don't make his life hard plz.

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[Mshana Jr]

[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3] Well said bro.
I wish ingelikua ningekusikia ukiongea hivi, ingenoga zaidi [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23].
Demiss unafuraha kweli wewe, don't make his life hard plz.

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[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] she never made my life hard.. And I never made her eyes wet

Jr[emoji769]

 

[sumbai]

Mshana Jr again.

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[Mshana Jr]

Mshana Jr again.

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Where were you sumbai?

Jr[emoji769]

 

[fundi bishoo]

tatizo lugha

 

[squirtinator]

Hapana nimetoka patupu lugha gongana.

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Ikiwa unachochea moja, mwanamke mwenyewe hutoa nyingine ..! Na hiyo ni ya awali ya kununua moja na kupata moja FREE

Je! Umewahi kutambua kwamba kila kitu juu ya mwili wa mwanamke huanza na "B"? Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs na mwili wa chini na "P"? Petticoat, Panties, Pussy .... Na hiyo ni ya awali ya BP.! [emoji160] [emoji160]

Kabla ya ngono unasaidiana kupata uchi ... Baada ya kujamiiana, mavazi yako mwenyewe
Maadili ; KUNA MAISHA Hakuna mtu aliyewasaidia kila mmoja. [emoji15] [emoji30] [emoji87]

Mafanikio ni kama mimba
Kila mtu anakubali wewe lakini hakuna anayejua mara ngapi umepata FUCKED kufikia ...

Maisha ni kama Dick .., wakati mwingine inakuwa mbaya kwa sababu yoyote [emoji30] [emoji30] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Mawazo ya manufaa; mume anatakiwa kufanya mke wake machafu mvua sio macho yake .... Mke anatakiwa kufanya ngumu ya mume wake ngumu, sio maisha yake .... !!!

Wakati mwanamke ana mjamzito, marafiki zake wote wanamgusa tumbo lake na kusema SUNGA!
Lakini hakuna hata mmoja wao anayekuja na kumgusa dick ya mtu na kusema ... Ulifanya ..! [emoji23]
Mtaa: KAZI YA KIENDA KATIKA KUFANISHWA ... matokeo tu ya matokeo!

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