Weird revelations

Weird revelations

ndio maana sipendagi mapenzi ya kizungu.
uchambuziii weee mwisho wa siku kanakotafutwa ni kakitu kamoja tu.
 
funluverx said:
You are exactly the one getting things out of proportion,
-Not a guessing.

Of course am aware of the explicit point intended for the thread.

My concern is solely on the translations as done by Google.
And not ONLY here, been there done that.
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You totally missed the point of that translation, even at the bottom of it, i put a footnote to emphasize my point!

Just to conclude, that translation was made to add some humor to the original post SINCE the traslation doesn't make sense.
 
Mshana Jr said:
If you suck one one, the woman herself offers the other one..! And that is the original of BUY ONE AND GET ONE FREE

Did you ever notice that everything on a woman's upper body starts with "B"? Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs and lower body with a "P"? Petticoat, Panties, Pussy.... And that is the original of BP.! [emoji160] [emoji160]

Before sex you help each other get naked... After sex, your dress yourself
Moral ; IN LIFE NO ONE HELP YOU ONCE YOU ARE FUCKED. [emoji15] [emoji30] [emoji87]

Success is like pregnancy
Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you've got FUCKED to achieve it...

Life is like a Dick.., sometimes it becomes HARD for no reason [emoji30] [emoji30] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Practical thought; a husband is supposed to make his wife panties wet not her eyes.... A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his LIFE....!!!

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say CONGRANTS!
But none of them come n touch the man's dick and say... WELL DONE..! [emoji23]
Moral: HARD WORK NEVER APPRECIATED... only the results matter!

Jr[emoji769]
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Self-Trade-Marking this is PLAGIARISM Muzee.
 
squirtinator said:
COURTESY OF GOOGLE TRANSLATOR.


Ikiwa unachochea moja, mwanamke mwenyewe hutoa nyingine ..! Na hiyo ni ya awali ya kununua moja na kupata moja FREE

Je! Umewahi kutambua kwamba kila kitu juu ya mwili wa mwanamke huanza na "B"? Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs na mwili wa chini na "P"? Petticoat, Panties, Pussy .... Na hiyo ni ya awali ya BP.! [emoji160] [emoji160]

Kabla ya ngono unasaidiana kupata uchi ... Baada ya kujamiiana, mavazi yako mwenyewe
Maadili ; KUNA MAISHA Hakuna mtu aliyewasaidia kila mmoja. [emoji15] [emoji30] [emoji87]

Mafanikio ni kama mimba
Kila mtu anakubali wewe lakini hakuna anayejua mara ngapi umepata FUCKED kufikia ...

Maisha ni kama Dick .., wakati mwingine inakuwa mbaya kwa sababu yoyote [emoji30] [emoji30] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Mawazo ya manufaa; mume anatakiwa kufanya mke wake machafu mvua sio macho yake .... Mke anatakiwa kufanya ngumu ya mume wake ngumu, sio maisha yake .... !!!

Wakati mwanamke ana mjamzito, marafiki zake wote wanamgusa tumbo lake na kusema SUNGA!
Lakini hakuna hata mmoja wao anayekuja na kumgusa dick ya mtu na kusema ... Ulifanya ..! [emoji23]
Mtaa: KAZI YA KIENDA KATIKA KUFANISHWA ... matokeo tu ya matokeo!

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You have to love google translator for making matters more complicated!
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Aloo hii Google itakuwa ya Congo, maake nayo haijui kiswahili mzuri.
 
funluverx said:
Oops!

-Could be ma bad.

One minute though,
Am I with you now that G-guys are misleading at times?
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'G-guys' are surely misleading, but i think the way google translator works is by literally translating each and every single word as it's fed with. It's a machine translating. It doesn't even change the position of the word, so it's up to the person needing that translation to put some finishing touches to it to make it more meaningful.
 
squirtinator said:
'G-guys' are surely misleading, but i think the way google translator works is by literally translating each and every single word as it's fed with. It's a machine translating. It doesn't even change the position of the word, so it's up to the person needing that translation to put some finishing touches to it to make it more meaningful.
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-That's right!

Btw, Your ID intrigues me,

What's your sex?
Fi u don't mind, That is.
 
funluverx said:
Self-Trade-Marking this is PLAGIARISM Muzee.
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...It's quite difficult to pinpoint the original author of this article. The article is everywhere in the internet. I just checked. But still, the threader here should appreciate wherever he got it from.
 
squirtinator said:
...It's quite difficult to pinpoint the original author of this article. The article is everywhere in the internet. I just checked. But still, the threader here should appreciate wherever he got it from.
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Exactly my point.

And the fella hangs the official-mark there-under as if the work is His.
 
squirtinator said:
COURTESY OF GOOGLE TRANSLATOR.


Ikiwa unachochea moja, mwanamke mwenyewe hutoa nyingine ..! Na hiyo ni ya awali ya kununua moja na kupata moja FREE

Je! Umewahi kutambua kwamba kila kitu juu ya mwili wa mwanamke huanza na "B"? Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs na mwili wa chini na "P"? Petticoat, Panties, Pussy .... Na hiyo ni ya awali ya BP.! [emoji160] [emoji160]

Kabla ya ngono unasaidiana kupata uchi ... Baada ya kujamiiana, mavazi yako mwenyewe
Maadili ; KUNA MAISHA Hakuna mtu aliyewasaidia kila mmoja. [emoji15] [emoji30] [emoji87]

Mafanikio ni kama mimba
Kila mtu anakubali wewe lakini hakuna anayejua mara ngapi umepata FUCKED kufikia ...

Maisha ni kama Dick .., wakati mwingine inakuwa mbaya kwa sababu yoyote [emoji30] [emoji30] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Mawazo ya manufaa; mume anatakiwa kufanya mke wake machafu mvua sio macho yake .... Mke anatakiwa kufanya ngumu ya mume wake ngumu, sio maisha yake .... !!!

Wakati mwanamke ana mjamzito, marafiki zake wote wanamgusa tumbo lake na kusema SUNGA!
Lakini hakuna hata mmoja wao anayekuja na kumgusa dick ya mtu na kusema ... Ulifanya ..! [emoji23]
Mtaa: KAZI YA KIENDA KATIKA KUFANISHWA ... matokeo tu ya matokeo!

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You have to love google translator for making matters more complicated!
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Bora nilivyosoma kama ilivyo nimeelewa kuliko hiyo google translator na sidhani kama nitakuja kushawishika kuitumia
 
Krait said:
Bora nilivyosoma kama ilivyo nimeelewa kuliko hiyo google translator na sidhani kama nitakuja kushawishika kuitumia
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Google translator inasaidia ila uwe unaijua vizuri lugha ambayo inapokea tafsiri. Unaweka weka sawa mwenyewe kisha unapata maana nzuri tu au angalau mwanga.
 
squirtinator said:
Hahahaaaa! You are right, a fe can do a fe as well. I was just underlining that i am a male! Anyway, maybe to add on what inspired me to this name, i was with a woman on bed one day and curiosity got the best of us, i tried some and suddenly there were water jets everywhere with some serious screams from her. The rest is history.
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Really?
Good for you.

Careful though,
I hear squirting is addictive on the FEs side,
And the worst thing is;
No rehab for that ailment.
 
squirtinator said:
You totally missed the point of that translation, even at the bottom of it, i put a footnote to emphasize my point!

Just to conclude, that translation was made to add some humor to the original post SINCE the traslation doesn't make sense.
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[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji122] [emoji122] [emoji122] [emoji160] just to add humor....!!!

Jr[emoji769]
 
funluverx said:
Oops!

-Could be ma bad.

One minute though,
Am I with you now that G-guys are misleading at times?
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Jus take it easy dude... That's Google don't get mad.. Loh.... [emoji30] [emoji30] [emoji30]

Jr[emoji769]
 
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