Wazee wa kuchapia!

[Ernie]

Ameshmama dedo - Amesmama dede

Mwanamanyala - Mwananyamala

 

[Mbimbinho]

Mzee 1: Aisee ISUNZU Iile inakimbia sana,
Mzee wa 2: Wewe sio ISUNZU, ni ISUSU,
Mzee wa 3: ha ha haaaa, nyie kweli vilaza, sio ISUNZU wala ISUSU, ni IZUZU
(Wakimaanisha gari aina ya INZUZU.., or sorry ISUZU))

 

[Mr. Mwalu]

Hapa na gongo la mbali wapi mboto! - hapa na gongo la mboto wapi mbali?

 

[Nalonga]

Vaa soski zako upesi uende sule =vaa soksi zako upesi uende shule
Maiko jaskoni anacheza dikso=Maiko Jackson anacheza disko

 

[Da Dinnah]

njong'oo hang'apa means njoo hapa

 

[BelindaJacob]

Kila nikikata mbwa kona huyo!

 

[Ernie]

njong'oo hang'apa means njoo hapa

Khe! Dina kwani hiki ni kichina ama?

 

[Ernie]

Anasukua sufuria - Anasugua Sufuria

Anakuma Bata - Anakula Bata

 

[Eng. Smasher]

Naomba kitombe Nitombe UJI- Naomba kikombe nikombe UJI

 

[pamiho]

Aks badala ya Ask
Deep badala ya Beep

 

[Bhokem]

Ntakudeep, badae -ntakubeep badae

 

[Sinkala]

Nitakudipu =? Nitakubeep (nitakubipu)

 

[Sinkala]

Nitakudipu =? Nitakubeep (nitakubipu)

Ntakudeep, badae -ntakubeep badae

Deep badala ya Beep

Daah, naona tumegongana watatu!

 

[Sinkala]

"ukileta mchezo nitakuwa sikulipi hela yako!" akimaanisha "ukileta mchezo sitakulipa hela yako!"

 

[Blue_Face]

mataka kwenda kitombe, lakini mnyege sina takojowaje..
(nataka kwenda kitumba lakini sina mwenyeji nitakujuwaje)

 

[TheChoji]

..kali zaidi enzi zile tunajifunza kimombo
"I looked for you weee but where" - nilikutafute wee lakini wapi!
"He ate the corner" - alikula kona
"You have to be very eyes.." - mnatakiwa muwe macho
Kiranja - "You, jump kifrog frog! - ruka kichura chura

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Time wastage mheshimiwa

 

[Ernie]

Nimekuja kwako nikakukuta haupo! Damn! instead ya nimekuja kwako nikakuta haupo/ sikukukuta.

 

[Shubiri]

mamanyamala for mwananyamala

 

[Chamkoroma]

wakati tuko shule hili suala lilikuwa ni muhimu sana na tulikuwa na note books kwa ajili ya hiyo michapio, kwa mfano!

Hiyo Chongea Konea hapa meaning Hiyo kona chongea hapa

Maftudari kava meaning Cover ya madaftari

Endeleeni..................................!

Kwa wale kama wapo waliosoma ktk kijijini kwetu wanakumbuka tulikuwa tumeanzisha lugha ambayo ilikuwa kama si member siyo rahisi kuielewa nayo ni "chamchanisechama chakuchawa, chawechawe chauchanachatachaka chakuchasuchambuchaa chawachatu.
nikusema wewe unataka kusumbua watu, na tulikuwa tunonge haraka sn.
utoto ni raha fulani.