Waswahili bhana, hawakosi cha kuuliza

[charger]

Ukienda Mara

Tuletee bange na mishale.

 

[kipokodo]

Babati nletee mke ila awe mweupe

 

[jMali]

Ukienda zanzibar je?

Exactly !!...... ukisemwa wavuka na meli kwenda Zanzibar, utasikia "

..."usisahau kopo la asidi!"

 

[Tangopori]

Ukija Jf utaambiwa weka picha!

 

[life is Short]

Hakika hulka hii wasawahili wote tumebobea, True story nilipata mgeni mmoja nikiwa nipo karibu na ATM nikamua kuengeza pochi, mmmh baada ya kuona nimedraw noti kwani alichelewa akaniambia eti nimletee sanduku lile la kutoa hela ATM ntakapo rudi nyumbani.....

 

[Capt Price]

Ukienda Mara

Tuletee polisi

 

[Genekai]

Hiyo ya Iringa nimeipenda!!!!

 

[Blaki Womani]

sijajua wale wanaoenda mombasa huwa wanaagizwa nini vile?

kwi kwi kwi Excel dear

 

[wakukae]

Mi naenda shinyanga, nikuletee nini?

 

[excel]

kwi kwi kwi Excel dear

hahaaa!! sister , mambo vipi bana!? mbona usiku hivi?

 

[mwallu]

Excel unazijua halua wewe?..taamu hizoo

jamani mwallu!

 

[mwallu]

michembe

Mi naenda shinyanga, nikuletee nini?

 

[Nazjaz]

Kweli hawachoki cha kuuliza aisee................


Mbavu zangu miye.

Mtambuzi, naenda Sumbawanga nikuletee nini?

 

[shansarie]

Hii ingeenda jukwaa la jokes

 

[Mfikiri]

teteteteteteh nimefurahi sana du...

 

[Baibe]

Ukija Jf utaambiwa weka picha!

hahahaha hamna kidude cha like ila umenichekesha

 

[HP1]

Ukienda Sumbawanga utasikia Niletee radi la kumpigia nyumba ndogo wa my husband wangu ujue

 

[Mr Eggo]

tehe tehe@,meipenda trip ya iringa!

 

[Dejane]

Hahhhahhhahhhahahha

 

[excel]

Excel unazijua halua wewe?..taamu hizoo

utaniua kwa kisukari mie!

unilishe mi halua wee, halafu ndo uje kumalizia na nanii!! majanga!!