Waswahili bhana, hawakosi cha kuuliza

[Nazjaz]

Watu bwana. Kila mji unaokwenda hawakosi cha kukuagiza.

Kama waenda Mbeya utasikia, "Tuletee maparachichi na mchele."

Ukienda Moshi unaagizwa, "Usisahau kutuletea kahawa."

Uendapo Dodoma utasikia, "Utuletee zabibu na karanga."

Ukienda Tabora wapo tu, "Pliiiiz utununulie asali huko."

Ukienda Morogoro wanaagiza, "Tuletee magimbi basi."

Kama waenda Bagamoyo waagizwa, "Mananasi ya kule matamu usisahau kutuletea."

Unapokwenda Tanga utasikia, "Tuletee machungwa jamani!"

Kama ni safari ya Songea, "Usisahau viazi vya Songea."

Unapokwenda Mtwara unaagizwa, "Tuletee korosho unaporudi."

Unapokwenda Kigoma, "Jamani rudi na mafuta ya mawese na migebuka."

Ukisema safari inaishia Singida wana wewe tu, "Basi utuletee mafuta ya alizeti."

Ukiwaambia unakwenda Mwanza wanaagiza, "Utuletee samaki sana sana Sato."

Kama waenda Bukoba hawachoki tu, "Tafadhali utuletee senene!"

Kasheshe sasa kama safari yako inaishia Iringa. Utasikia sasa, "Niletee mdada wa kazi jamani!"

 

[Chikaka Sumuni]

Je akisema anaenda kwake Je?

 

[Chikaka Sumuni]

Au kama anakuja kwako Je inakuwa vipi?

 

[Fundi mahiri wa Ujenzi]

Watu bwana. Kila mji unaokwenda hawakosi cha kukuagiza.

Kama waenda Mbeya utasikia, "Tuletee maparachichi na mchele."

Ukienda Moshi unaagizwa, "Usisahau kutuletea kahawa."

Uendapo Dodoma utasikia, "Utuletee zabibu na karanga."

Ukienda Tabora wapo tu, "Pliiiiz utununulie asali huko."

Ukienda Morogoro wanaagiza, "Tuletee magimbi basi."

Kama waenda Bagamoyo waagizwa, "Mananasi ya kule matamu usisahau kutuletea."

Unapokwenda Tanga utasikia, "Tuletee machungwa jamani!"

Kama ni safari ya Songea, "Usisahau viazi vya Songea."

Unapokwenda Mtwara unaagizwa, "Tuletee korosho unaporudi."

Unapokwenda Kigoma, "Jamani rudi na mafuta ya mawese na migebuka."

Ukisema safari inaishia Singida wana wewe tu, "Basi utuletee mafuta ya alizeti."

Ukiwaambia unakwenda Mwanza wanaagiza, "Utuletee samaki sana sana Sato."

Kama waenda Bukoba hawachoki tu, "Tafadhali utuletee senene!"

Kasheshe sasa kama safari yako inaishia Iringa. Utasikia sasa, "Niletee mdada wa kazi jamani!"

kichwa cha habari kingesomeka hivi:

Waswahili bhana hawakosi cha kukuagiza.

Back kwa topic..............

Ukiona hivyo Mwenyezi Mungu ameibariki nchi yao kwa kuwa na kila aina ya vitu

 

[Munkari]

Hahaha! Mecheka hapo mwishoni!!

 

[kipokodo]

Ukienda zanzibar je?

 

[life is Short]

Exactly !!...... ukisemwa wavuka na meli kwenda Zanzibar, utasikia "

 

[Prince Nadheem]

Watu bwana. Kila mji unaokwenda hawakosi cha kukuagiza.

Kama waenda Mbeya utasikia, "Tuletee maparachichi na mchele."

Ukienda Moshi unaagizwa, "Usisahau kutuletea kahawa."

Uendapo Dodoma utasikia, "Utuletee zabibu na karanga."

Ukienda Tabora wapo tu, "Pliiiiz utununulie asali huko."

Ukienda Morogoro wanaagiza, "Tuletee magimbi basi."

Kama waenda Bagamoyo waagizwa, "Mananasi ya kule matamu usisahau kutuletea."

Unapokwenda Tanga utasikia, "Tuletee machungwa jamani!"

Kama ni safari ya Songea, "Usisahau viazi vya Songea."

Unapokwenda Mtwara unaagizwa, "Tuletee korosho unaporudi."

Unapokwenda Kigoma, "Jamani rudi na mafuta ya mawese na migebuka."

Ukisema safari inaishia Singida wana wewe tu, "Basi utuletee mafuta ya alizeti."

Ukiwaambia unakwenda Mwanza wanaagiza, "Utuletee samaki sana sana Sato."

Kama waenda Bukoba hawachoki tu, "Tafadhali utuletee senene!"

Kasheshe sasa kama safari yako inaishia Iringa. Utasikia sasa, "Niletee mdada wa kazi jamani!"

Duh! sasa ukienda zenji watasema tuletee tende na karafuu

 

[excel]

sijajua wale wanaoenda mombasa huwa wanaagizwa nini vile?

 

[Mtambuzi]

Kasheshe sasa kama safari yako inaishia Iringa. Utasikia sasa, "Niletee mdada wa kazi jamani!"

Kweli hawachoki cha kuuliza aisee................


Mbavu zangu miye.

 

[kipokodo]

Hahahaahha hapo kwenye mombasaa ss ndo kasheshe manake mmmmh labda watataka mahambrii(maandazi)

 

[mdida]

Ukienda Mara

 

[IT-manager]

Ukienda masasi utaskia tuletee panya!!!

 

[mwallu]

utuletee ubuyu,tende na halua

Exactly !!...... ukisemwa wavuka na meli kwenda Zanzibar, utasikia "

 

[mozambique]

sijajua wale wanaoenda mombasa huwa wanaagizwa nini vile?

mombasa haiko Tanzania ILA utasikia wakikuagiza,tuletee David Cameron.

 

[excel]

utuletee ubuyu,tende na halua

jamani mwallu!

 

[Mapi]

hahahahaha....nimeongeza siku.

 

[fiter]

ukienda mombasa leta 0713,0653

 

[Shonnah]

Ukienda zanzibar je?

Karafuu niletee

 

[kijani11]

Na babati je?