Jephta2003
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- Feb 27, 2008
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A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA (having Sex with a Dead Person) 😳
The Judge told him,
"In 20 years on the Bench, I've never heard such a Disgusting, Immoral thing. Just give me One Good Reason Why I shouldn't Lock you up & throw away the Jail Keys in the Toilet?"
The Man Replied,
"I can Give you THREE
Good Reasons:
1. It's None of your Damn Business;
2. She was My Wife; and...
3. I Didn't KNOW She Was Dead, cos She ALWAYS Acted
That Way !!!"
The Case was Dismissed & the Judge Announced the following Warnings:
For the Ladies:
PLEASE TRY TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING THE ACT !!!
For the Guys:
IF THERE IS NOT MUCH MOVEMENT, STOP
IMMEDIATELY & CHECK
IF SHE IS ALIVE ....!!!
Case Dismissed...😜
The Judge told him,
"In 20 years on the Bench, I've never heard such a Disgusting, Immoral thing. Just give me One Good Reason Why I shouldn't Lock you up & throw away the Jail Keys in the Toilet?"
The Man Replied,
"I can Give you THREE
Good Reasons:
1. It's None of your Damn Business;
2. She was My Wife; and...
3. I Didn't KNOW She Was Dead, cos She ALWAYS Acted
That Way !!!"
The Case was Dismissed & the Judge Announced the following Warnings:
For the Ladies:
PLEASE TRY TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING THE ACT !!!
For the Guys:
IF THERE IS NOT MUCH MOVEMENT, STOP
IMMEDIATELY & CHECK
IF SHE IS ALIVE ....!!!
Case Dismissed...😜