Wanaume mna nini na simu zenu?

Tuchki · Feb 13, 2017

Habari za leo wanajamvi,

Jamani leo nimestaajabu. Nikiwa nimetolewa dinner na shemeji yenu mtarajiwa huku tukibadilishana mawazo ya hapa na pale nikapata simu ya msiba sasa kwa kuwa sina salio la kutosha nikasema nichukue simu ya shem wenu ili nipate kujua zaidi juu ya msiba.

Lakini mwenzenu ile nimeshika simu tuu nikashangaa ghafla nimevutwa mkono yani mkono umenyongorotwa kidogo nitoe damu. Ile nataka kukimbia nayo nikavutwa mpaka mkono kidogo nivunjike. Hivi jamani wanaume mna nini ni vitu gani au siri zipi ambazo hampendi zijulikane.

Naombeni kujuzwa

Bonny · Feb 13, 2017

Simu yangu wewe ya nin siku nyengne nakumiminia risasi.

pistmshai · Feb 13, 2017

Alikuwa anataka akusaidie kutoa password..!

Leo alitaka kuondoka na mkono, kesho ataondoka na kichwa.
Simu ya mwanaume ione kama mkwe wako.

Tuchki · Feb 13, 2017

pistmshai said:
Alikuwa anataka akusaidie kutoa password..!

Leo alitaka kuondoka na mkono, kesho ataondoka na kichwa.
Simu ya mwanaume ione kama mkwe wako.

duu hadi nimekimbia sura imebadilika kama simba

Tuchki · Feb 13, 2017

Bonny said:
Simu yangu wewe ya nin siku nyengne nakumiminia risasi.

mapenzi gani haya sasa? inamaana kuna nini ambacho sipaswi kukijua

Bonny · Feb 13, 2017

Tuchki said:
mapenzi gani haya sasa? inamaana kuna nini ambacho sipaswi kukijua

kwan kipind naenda kusajili line tulisajili wote? nikiambiwa naingia jela kisa simu tutaenda wote? we tulia baki na simu yako na mim nibak na yangu

Tuchki · Feb 13, 2017

Bonny said:
kwan kipind naenda kusajili line tulisajili wote? nikiambiwa naingia jela kisa simu tutaenda wote? we tulia baki na simu yako na mim nibak na yangu

Tuchki · Feb 13, 2017

Tuchki said:

Valentine naiona chungu

Freyzem · Feb 13, 2017

Tuchki said:
habari za leo wanajamvi.....jamani leo nimestaajabu.Leo nikiwa nimetolewa dinner na shemeji yenu mtarajiwa huku tukibadilishana mawazo ya hapa na pale nikapata simu ya msiba sasa kwa kua sina salio la kutosha nikasema nichukue simu ya shem wenu ili nipate kujua zaidi juu ya msiba lakini mwenzenu Ile nimeshika simu tuu nikashangaa ghafla nimevutwa mkono yani mkono umenyongorotwa kidogo nitoe damu...Ile nataka kukimbia nayo nikavutwa mpaka mkono kidogo nivunjike. Hivi jamani wanaume mna nini ni vitu gani au siri zipi ambazo hampendi zijulikane naombeni kujuzwa

Kwa nini hukuomba? Hukutumia ustaarabu, halafu ulitaka ukimbie nayo

angekuvunja tu mkono, hapo wala usingeweza kujitetea maana angesema ulitaka kumpora!
Wanawake kumbe mnakuwaga na vitimbi vya hovyo hivyo..
Usishindane na mwanaume, mwisho utaumia na kushindwa tu!

Mussa waukweli. · Feb 13, 2017

Weka salio kwenye simu yako, simu ya mpenzi wako haikuhusu harafu siku nyingne uombe ruhusa ya kupewa simu sio kukurupuka tu.
Ungeona kilichomo si mngeachana hapo hapo.

Bonny · Feb 13, 2017

Tuchki said:
Valentine naiona chungu

ha ha ha ha ha lazma uvuruge ungeiacha kama ilivyo walaa ungekua sa hv unabembelezwa tu kwa msiba

Tuchki · Feb 13, 2017

Freyzem said:
Kwa nini hukuomba? Hukutumia ustaarabu, halafu ulitaka ukimbie nayo

angekuvunja tu mkono, hapo wala usingeweza kujitetea maana angesema ulitaka kumpora!
Wanawake kumbe mnakuwaga na vitimbi vya hovyo hivyo..
Usishindane na mwanaume, mwisho utaumia na kushindwa tu!

kama mpenzi wake siruhusiwi kushika simu? jaman mbna wanaume mna kera yani nimeharibu hadi valentine yangu bora ningelala home tuu

makaghari · Feb 13, 2017

Simu ya mwanaume ni kama Bomu la machozi. Halitoi mlio ila utakachokutana nacho huko sasa...

Sigonella Island · Feb 13, 2017

Tumetega mabomu

Tuchki · Feb 13, 2017

makaghari said:
Simu ya mwanaume ni kama Bomu la machozi. Halitoi mlio ila utakachokutana nacho huko sasa...

mkuu nimekoma

minji · Feb 13, 2017

Simu ya mwanaume ione kama kitunguu maji ukiingalia sana lazima utalia tuu

Tuchki · Feb 13, 2017

minji said:
Simu ya mwanaume ione kama kitunguu maji ukiingalia sana lazima utalia tuu

makaghari · Feb 13, 2017

Tuchki said:
mkuu nimekoma

Simu zetu mnapoziomba huwa mnatusababishia heart attack (in small scale). Maana huwa mnapekua hata ambako hamkutakiwa....utasikia "na huyu mdada ambaye picha zake ziko nyingi ni nani"? Unabaki unajiulza huyu ameomba simu apige au akague

Mtoto halali na hela · Feb 13, 2017

Wewe ya kwako huwa unampa?

Super women 2 · Feb 13, 2017

Ni bora umchezee Sharubu na vingine vyotee .lakini sio simu zao. Unaweza tolewa hata roho yako huku unajiona. kisa cm

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