Wanafunzi wa vyuo acheni basi utapeli

Ritz · Oct 14, 2012

Wanabodi wa Chit-Chat.

Hii imemtokea jamaa yangu alikuwa na mpenzi pale chuo IFM baada ya kutapeliwa sana siku moja akampigia simu huyo binti mazungumzo yalikuwa hivi.

Kijana: Mambo vipi dear hujambo.

Binti: Sijambo.

Kijana: Dear leo tunaweza kuonana jioni ukitoka chuo.

Binti: Hapana sina hata nafasi mchana na kipindi halafu usiku namsindikiza mama mdogo harusini.

Kijana: Poa dear nilikuwa nimekununulia zawadi yako Mlimani City.

Binti: Waau! Baby wangu ahsante nashukuru sana umeninunulia nini sweet.

Kijana: Nimekununulia simu Blackberry Bold 990.

Binti: Jamani Baby wangu Mungu akubariki basi takuja then talala huko huko sawa Sweet wangu.

Kijana: Wewe si umesema unaenda harusini nenda tu tampelekea mdogo wangu.

Binti: Wewe vipi mpuuzi nini usidhani mie na shida sana naomba uifute na namba yangu kuanzia leo unikome.

Kijana: Sawa tafanya hivyo.

Mtoboasiri · Oct 14, 2012

Ritz said:
Wanabodi wa Chit-Chat.

Hii imemtokea jamaa yangu alikuwa na mpenzi pale chuo IFM baada ya kutapelewa sana siku moja akampigia simu huyo binti mazungumzo yalikuwa hivi.

Kijana: Mambo vipi dear hujambo.

Binti: Sijambo.

Kijana: Dear leo tunaweza kuonana jioni ukitoka chuo.

Binti: Hapana sina hata nafasi mchana na kipindi halafu usiku namsindikiza mama mdogo harusini.

Kijana: Poa dear nilikuwa nimekununulia zawadi yako Mlimani City.

Binti: Waau! Baby wangu ahsante nashukuru sana umeninunulia nini sweet.

Kijana: Nimekununulia Blackberry Bold 990.

Binti: Jamani Baby wangu Mungu akubariki basi takuja then talala huko huko sawa Sweet wangu.

Kijana: Wewe si umesema unaenda harusini nenda tu tampelekea mdogo wangu.

Binti: Wewe vipi mpuuzi nini usidhani mie na shida sana naomba uifute na namba yangu kuanzia le unikome.

Kijana: Sawa tafanya hivyo.

Kwani na wewe inakushangaza kuwepo utapeli? Mbona ccm unayoishabikia inafanya more than that!

Leak · Oct 14, 2012

Hahahahahahahahaha
mkuu Ritz hao wako kipesa zaidi.
Ni kuwa nao kiakili tu!

Nicole · Oct 14, 2012

maslah kwanza wanaogopa kugeuzwa scraper 4nothing

marejesho · Oct 14, 2012

Hiyo ni Pay before Service. ( No Credit Facility)

Ritz · Oct 14, 2012

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Bishanga · Oct 15, 2012

a week later,kijana kabanwa na ham ya jig jig,ana sms:
kijana: hi love
mdada: nani wewe
kijana: richie
mdada: whats up?
Kijana: nimekumiss
mdada: kwani mi period?
Kijana: acha hizo sweetie?
Mdada: peremende nani?
Kijana: naomba nikuletee ile blackberry
mdada: we si uliniona mi mshamba wa simu?
Kijana:nisamehe,nutakuletea na ipad kanipa anti yangu.
Mdada: uko wapi?
Kijana: niko getini hostelini kwenu
mdada:ngoja nije nikufungulie
.......itaendelea

Ave Ave Maria · Oct 15, 2012

Bishanga said:
a week later,kijana kabanwa na ham ya jig jig,ana sms:
kijana: hi love
mdada: nani wewe
kijana: richie
mdada: whats up?
Kijana: nimekumiss
mdada: kwani mi period?
Kijana: acha hizo sweetie?
Mdada: peremende nani?
Kijana: naomba nikuletee ile blackberry
mdada: we si uliniona mi mshamba wa simu?
Kijana:nisamehe,nutakuletea na ipad kanipa anti yangu.
Mdada: uko wapi?
Kijana: niko getini hostelini kwenu
mdada:ngoja nije nikufungulie
.......itaendelea

Nilijua tu.....haukosi kutokelezea kwenye nyuzi kama hizi!

Arushaone · Oct 15, 2012

Mtoboasiri said:
Kwani na wewe inakushangaza kuwepo utapeli? Mbona ccm unayoishabikia inafanya more than that!

Sasa Mtoboasiri mbona unatoboa siri kwa rafiki na mtani wangu Ritz?

Arushaone · Oct 15, 2012

marejesho said:
Hiyo ni Pay before Service. ( No Credit Facility)

Hahaha! marejesho bhana! 'No Credit Facilities' Hii kali shem. Y hunijibu? jamaa keshazimika?

LiverpoolFC · Oct 15, 2012

Hata ccm unaowaunga mkono pamoja na kikosi chako ya thatha,zomba,Rejao na MS ila sijui kama huyu member yuko wapi lakini akili yako Ritz iko sawa memberz tajwa hapo juu!

Ndiyo ccm iko hivyo!

Pole kijana Ritz!

BADILI TABIA · Oct 15, 2012

hahahahahahah Ritz acha tu....
hapo huyo mdada yupo kipesa zaidi.....
chezea chuo kuna watu boom yao hawatumii wanakula za wenzao tu....

Smile · Oct 15, 2012

hivi kuna watu wanadate wanafunzi wa vyuo hadi leo?

MKATA KIU · Oct 15, 2012

Smile said:
hivi kuna watu wanadate wanafunzi wa vyuo hadi leo?

Sio kudate tu na kuoa kabisa,, wanaume waliofika age ya kuoa wanaoa watoto wa vyuo na kuwaacga age mates wao wafanywe nyumba ndogo na vibabu

The Son · Oct 15, 2012

BADILI TABIAwengi wanaokula boom za wenzao ni wadada na wengi ambao boom zao huliwa ni wakaka.Kuna ubishi hapo?

majany · Oct 15, 2012

Bishanga said:
a week later,kijana kabanwa na ham ya jig jig,ana sms:
kijana: hi love
mdada: nani wewe
kijana: richie
mdada: whats up?
Kijana: nimekumiss
mdada: kwani mi period?
Kijana: acha hizo sweetie?
Mdada: peremende nani?
Kijana: naomba nikuletee ile blackberry
mdada: we si uliniona mi mshamba wa simu?
Kijana:nisamehe,nutakuletea na ipad kanipa anti yangu.
Mdada: uko wapi?
Kijana: niko getini hostelini kwenu
mdada:ngoja nije nikufungulie
.......itaendelea

Iliendeleaa.....
Mdada akafungua mlango..
mdada:Waooooh jamani,ulipotea sana,usifanye hivyo tena,
kijana:Hapana siunajua nilikua safarini
mdada:Enhe hiyo blackberry iko wapi??af hizo i pad sijawahi kutumia kabisa......
kijana:By the way,twende roon kwanza tutaongea mengine baadae..
mdada😛oa,lakini hata mizigo sipokei jamani...
Kijana:Unajua hii niliyobeba ni maandazi ya azam,ile blackberry na i pad zimeibiwa kwenye daladala..
mdada:Loh..kumbe hata gari huna,unaleta maandazi umesikia nataka kufunga choo???....hebu nipishe,nina test mchana,tutaonana weekend ijayo.....mxxxxiouuuuuuuuu(sonyo)..............
itaendelea....

Baba V · Oct 15, 2012

Ritz said:
Wanabodi wa Chit-Chat.

Hii imemtokea jamaa yangu alikuwa na mpenzi pale chuo IFM baada ya kutapeliwa sana siku moja akampigia simu huyo binti mazungumzo yalikuwa hivi.

Kijana: Mambo vipi dear hujambo.

Binti: Sijambo.

Kijana: Dear leo tunaweza kuonana jioni ukitoka chuo.

Binti: Hapana sina hata nafasi mchana na kipindi halafu usiku namsindikiza mama mdogo harusini.

Kijana: Poa dear nilikuwa nimekununulia zawadi yako Mlimani City.

Binti: Waau! Baby wangu ahsante nashukuru sana umeninunulia nini sweet.

Kijana: Nimekununulia simu Blackberry Bold 990.

Binti: Jamani Baby wangu Mungu akubariki basi takuja then talala huko huko sawa Sweet wangu.

Kijana: Wewe si umesema unaenda harusini nenda tu tampelekea mdogo wangu.

Binti: Wewe vipi mpuuzi nini usidhani mie na shida sana naomba uifute na namba yangu kuanzia leo unikome.

Kijana: Sawa tafanya hivyo.

hiyo ndo mbwa kala mbwa,pesa ikiwepo majina yote mazuri utaitwa wewe,ole wako zikauke,na hii sio vyuoni tu,huku mtaani ndo balaa zaidi

Nicole · Oct 15, 2012

hahahahah sasa mlitaka muwazeeshe pasi matunzo?utakuta kijitu kinapiga goli mpaka mornie macare hamna kinajua kula mzigo tu!ebo hakuna vya bure at!

Elungata · Oct 15, 2012

majany said:
Iliendeleaa.....
Mdada akafungua mlango..
mdada:Waooooh jamani,ulipotea sana,usifanye hivyo tena,
kijana:Hapana siunajua nilikua safarini
mdada:Enhe hiyo blackberry iko wapi??af hizo i pad sijawahi kutumia kabisa......
kijana:By the way,twende roon kwanza tutaongea mengine baadae..
mdada😛oa,lakini hata mizigo sipokei jamani...
Kijana:Unajua hii niliyobeba ni maandazi ya azam,ile blackberry na i pad zimeibiwa kwenye daladala..
mdada:Loh..kumbe hata gari huna,unaleta maandazi umesikia nataka kufunga choo???....hebu nipishe,nina test mchana,tutaonana weekend ijayo.....mxxxxiouuuuuuuuu(sonyo)..............
itaendelea....

duh....!!

Katavi · Oct 15, 2012

Hii imekutokea wewe kaka Ritz....

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