Wakurya na kiswahili

[Kalicharan]

nimebhita kwenye ile bharabhara wamechasa kibhusi wee....

 

[toghocho]

hahahahahaha, over exaggeration

 

[Tarime one]

Acha mambo yako mura.

 

[Jagarld]

Atera ubhukanghi bhono....mbee!

 

[Excel]

acheni mambo ya kipuuzi mmexhakuwa mbona mnawajadili na kuwakxhfu wenzenu kiac hicho? jct imagine if it could be u?

hiri naro ni rikuruta humu? rirete chemba turipe uchi wa moto!

 

[Red Giant]

reo hakuna mchere tutakura ugari!

 

[masatujr1985]

Kana baba Chacha utakora bhongobhongo mbani...

 

[stable woman]

acheni mambo ya kipuuzi mmexhakuwa mbona mnawajadili na kuwakxhfu wenzenu kiac hicho? jct imagine if it could be u?

ni utani tu mkuu

 

[stable woman]

Vita ni vita mura!!

 

[Mapolomoko]

namubhikiria saaaaaana mwanangu Bhoke sijui atasomaje sure

 

[Mapolomoko]

ninakunywa bhuchi nakibholo sha wari

 

[E.D Nyamhanga]

acha zako!

 

[jesse alibalio]

Bhita ni bhita mura

 

[jesse alibalio]

Bhutani ni bhutani mula

 

[mantoghoyoka]

Turikwenda kumsalimia Chacha muchini.Muke wake ni muswahiri akaturetea chai tukara akatulea wari tukanywa hata hatukusiba.Chacha bhado hachaoa mpaka tumutabhutie bhinti wa bhoti haki ya mama atubhilie ughare tusibe kabhisa

 

[The Intelligent]

Mmoja alikuwa jeshini akawakuta kuruta wageni wamekalia fumu huku saa meja kasima maana alikuwa hana gwana na wale ni wageni, coplo akawashia moto kwa kusema, "nyie kuruta mmekaria bomu na saa meja kasima,muna bhiriki bizuri" duh waliruka hao!

hahaha!

 

[The Intelligent]

Hiri ringine rirituambia rinaitwa maiko huku rinaandika michaeri jizi hiri taata

Teh teh teh!!!

 

[guasa]

wazee wengi walioenda jeshini enzi hizo waliishia cheo cha koplo.so ukipita unakuta vibao vimepangana koplo chacha,koplo mwita.sasa mzee mmoja hajui vyeo vya jeshi mtoto wake kamaliza chuo kajiunga na jeshi.karudi kijijini likizo kamwambia baba yake kuwa yeye ni meja jeshini,mzee akawaka mechaa mechaa nini bwana fanya fanya uwe kopuro bwana.

 

[MatikaC]

hahahahahahah....nyie watu mwisho!

 

[OSWELELE]

dahh nimekubali kiaina hiyo kali.lane:lane:lane:lane: