Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[Smart911]

You need at least 1 witness to prove a murder and a minimum of 2 witnesses to register a marriage!...

It clarifies which one is more dangerous...

 

[Smart911]

I hear so many girls say...

"I have an unwanted pregnancy"...

Please shut up. What is unwanted there?...

When you were having sex without a condom, were you expecting a deep freezer or a table fan?...

 

[Smart911]

Witches are your Boyfriend's Friends that know you are not the main chick of your boyfriend and yet they call you "Our wife" ......

 

[Edo kissy]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Aliyekutwa na nyama ya swala alipigwa mvua 22. Huyu wa nyama ya nembo ya taifa kama siyo kunyongwa mpaka kufa basi ni kifungo cha maisha bila parole!

 

[mshamba_hachekwi]

'Nyimbo za zamani zilikua na maadili'

 

[myoyambendi]

😁😁😁😁

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🤣🤣

 

[myoyambendi]

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Aisee

 

[myoyambendi]

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Aisee 🤣 🤣

 

[myoyambendi]

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Sawasawa

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[myoyambendi]

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🤣🤣

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

👏👏👏👏

 

[myoyambendi]

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Hapo sasa..

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Vodacom bana. Sasa MB 3.9 unaziokoaje? 🚮🚮🚮

 

[myoyambendi]

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Duh!!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[myoyambendi]

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🤣🤣

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]