whitemoney
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ndo maajab ya mmea,ukishapuliza unajikuta una question kila kitu
uzuri wa mmea network zinapotea na kurudi chap tofauti na mitungi
Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako
Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako
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uzuri wa mmea network zinapotea na kurudi chap tofauti na mitungi
whitemoney
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hapo mzee wa tozo ataingiza bus za yutong za kutosha..........
mamaee..........
whitemoney
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Hivi kwanini ukila kitu unakuwa calm sana. Nina mshkaji wangu huwa nikimkuta amepoa sana najua kabisa kaeka kitu!
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kaka umegusa mulemule japo sijakwambia. Jamaa kuna siku nishawahi kumkuta anachekacheka. Hii ni dalili nzuri kweli?!
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utakuta anacheka kitu cha kawaida sanaakaka umegusa mulemule japo sijakwambia. Jamaa kuna siku nishawahi kumkuta anachekacheka. Hii ni dalili nzuri kweli?!
na anakionaga daily
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A woman went shopping.
At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay.
The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse:
He could not control his curiosity and ask.
“Do you always carry your TV remote with you?”
She replied. “No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of a football match, so I took the remote.
Moral: Accompany and support your wife in her hobbies…..
The story continues….
The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that the lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act. She asked the cashier what he was doing.
He said. “Your husband has blocked your credit card.”
MORAL: Always respect the hobbies of your husband.
Story continues….
Wife took out her husband’s credit card from purse and swiped it.
Unfortunately, he didn’t block his own card.
Moral: Don’t underestimate the power and wisdom of your WIFE..
Story continues….
After swiping, the machine indicated, ‘ENTER THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE’.
Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him!
Story continues….
She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse.
It was her husband’s phone showing the forwarded SMS.
She had taken it with the remote control so he doesn’t call her during her shopping. She bought her items and returned home happily.
Moral: Don’t underestimate a desperate woman!
Story continues….
On getting home, his car was gone.
A note was lying on the table.
“Couldn’t find the remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match. I will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need anything”.
Moral: Don’t try to control your spouse. You will always lose!
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At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay.
The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse:
He could not control his curiosity and ask.
“Do you always carry your TV remote with you?”
She replied. “No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of a football match, so I took the remote.
Moral: Accompany and support your wife in her hobbies…..
The story continues….
The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that the lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act. She asked the cashier what he was doing.
He said. “Your husband has blocked your credit card.”
MORAL: Always respect the hobbies of your husband.
Story continues….
Wife took out her husband’s credit card from purse and swiped it.
Unfortunately, he didn’t block his own card.
Moral: Don’t underestimate the power and wisdom of your WIFE..
Story continues….
After swiping, the machine indicated, ‘ENTER THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE’.
Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him!
Story continues….
She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse.
It was her husband’s phone showing the forwarded SMS.
She had taken it with the remote control so he doesn’t call her during her shopping. She bought her items and returned home happily.
Moral: Don’t underestimate a desperate woman!
Story continues….
On getting home, his car was gone.
A note was lying on the table.
“Couldn’t find the remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match. I will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need anything”.
Moral: Don’t try to control your spouse. You will always lose!
Sent using Jamii Forums mobile app
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Vimbaumbau ni tatizo. Sijui tu vipoje. Hapo pisi wala haina neno yaani lakini kenyewe sasa 🚮
Wamekufungulia?
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Unakunywaga? 🏃🏿♂️🏃🏿♂️🏃🏿♂️
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Shida za figo na maini huko mbele ya safari....
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Certified trash 🚮🚮🚮
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Vimbaumbau tunashidaVimbaumbau ni tatizo. Sijui tu vipoje. Hapo pisi wala haina neno yaani lakini kenyewe sasa
Wamekufungulia?
,Wamenifungulia,yaani baadae naachia meme za kuzidi wanifungie tena
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