Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako
Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako
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MJOMBA Musa.
Baada ya kuishi Marekani kwa miaka 40 na akiwa na umri wa miaka 70, hatimaye Mjomba Musa alihamia Salagie, Gambia mwaka huu na kuishi katika nyumba yake ya vyumba 5 ambayo ilimchukua miaka 10 kuikamilisha.
Sasa huko Gambia na nyumbani kwake, Mjomba Musa anaishi kwenye sebule ya nyumba ya chini huku mlezi wake akiishi ghorofani katika chumba chake kikubwa cha kulala.
Hii ni kwa sababu Mjomba Musa hawezi kupanda ngazi bila msaada wa mtu mwingine.
Hata kwa msaada, inachukua dakika 10 kufanya kupanda.
Kwa hivyo, mjomba Musa ameamua kubaki chini sebuleni kwani vyumba vyote 5 vya kulala viko ghorofani.
Nyumba ina sebule, choo na jiko chini; Vyumba 3 kwenye ghorofa ya kwanza na vyumba vingine 2 (pamoja na chumba cha kulala cha bwana) kwenye ghorofa ya pili / ya mwisho.
Hivi hakika sivyo Mjomba Musa alivyotarajia kustaafu kwake.
Lakini huo ndio ukweli wa safari yake.
Haya yatakuwa maisha ya Waafrika wengine wengi wanaoishi nje ya nchi na kujenga majumba huko nyumbani.
Kwa kweli, ikiwa unajijengea nyumba ya ndoto ya kuishi na nyumba haiko tayari kufikia umri wa miaka 50, sahau kuhusu hilo!
Mjomba Musa karibu alipoteza miaka 40 ya maisha yake kufanya kazi duni nje ya nchi, akitarajia kwenda na kustaafu kurudi nyumbani katika jumba lake la kifahari na kufurahia maisha.
Lakini, sasa hana maisha ya kufurahia na mtu mwingine amelala katika chumba chake cha kulala.
Kama watu wengi wazee, Mjomba Musa hawezi hata kufurahia chupa ya Malt katika umri wake kwa sababu itaongeza kiwango chake cha sukari kwenye damu.
Hata hivyo, alisema alikuwa akifanya kazi kwa bidii maisha yake yote ili kufurahia maisha, ambayo ni pamoja na kula na kunywa vyakula na vinywaji bora zaidi, anapostaafu.
Sasa, ana uwezo wa kula tu saladi za matunda na mboga - na hata hivyo, bila kuvaa!
Hawezi hata kula nyama yoyote nzuri huko nje bila cholesterol yake kutuma ishara za onyo.
Hayo ndiyo maisha ya Ami Musa katika kustaafu?
Hii itakuwa hadithi ya zaidi ya nusu yetu.
Jambo bora zaidi la kufanya ni kuchukua muda wa kustaafu kwa muda mfupi sasa na kufurahia anasa za maisha sasa kwa kuwa bado una nguvu ya kufanya hivyo!
Ni lazima sote tujifunze somo kutokana na kisa cha Mjomba Musa.
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Baada ya kuishi Marekani kwa miaka 40 na akiwa na umri wa miaka 70, hatimaye Mjomba Musa alihamia Salagie, Gambia mwaka huu na kuishi katika nyumba yake ya vyumba 5 ambayo ilimchukua miaka 10 kuikamilisha.
Sasa huko Gambia na nyumbani kwake, Mjomba Musa anaishi kwenye sebule ya nyumba ya chini huku mlezi wake akiishi ghorofani katika chumba chake kikubwa cha kulala.
Hii ni kwa sababu Mjomba Musa hawezi kupanda ngazi bila msaada wa mtu mwingine.
Hata kwa msaada, inachukua dakika 10 kufanya kupanda.
Kwa hivyo, mjomba Musa ameamua kubaki chini sebuleni kwani vyumba vyote 5 vya kulala viko ghorofani.
Nyumba ina sebule, choo na jiko chini; Vyumba 3 kwenye ghorofa ya kwanza na vyumba vingine 2 (pamoja na chumba cha kulala cha bwana) kwenye ghorofa ya pili / ya mwisho.
Hivi hakika sivyo Mjomba Musa alivyotarajia kustaafu kwake.
Lakini huo ndio ukweli wa safari yake.
Haya yatakuwa maisha ya Waafrika wengine wengi wanaoishi nje ya nchi na kujenga majumba huko nyumbani.
Kwa kweli, ikiwa unajijengea nyumba ya ndoto ya kuishi na nyumba haiko tayari kufikia umri wa miaka 50, sahau kuhusu hilo!
Mjomba Musa karibu alipoteza miaka 40 ya maisha yake kufanya kazi duni nje ya nchi, akitarajia kwenda na kustaafu kurudi nyumbani katika jumba lake la kifahari na kufurahia maisha.
Lakini, sasa hana maisha ya kufurahia na mtu mwingine amelala katika chumba chake cha kulala.
Kama watu wengi wazee, Mjomba Musa hawezi hata kufurahia chupa ya Malt katika umri wake kwa sababu itaongeza kiwango chake cha sukari kwenye damu.
Hata hivyo, alisema alikuwa akifanya kazi kwa bidii maisha yake yote ili kufurahia maisha, ambayo ni pamoja na kula na kunywa vyakula na vinywaji bora zaidi, anapostaafu.
Sasa, ana uwezo wa kula tu saladi za matunda na mboga - na hata hivyo, bila kuvaa!
Hawezi hata kula nyama yoyote nzuri huko nje bila cholesterol yake kutuma ishara za onyo.
Hayo ndiyo maisha ya Ami Musa katika kustaafu?
Hii itakuwa hadithi ya zaidi ya nusu yetu.
Jambo bora zaidi la kufanya ni kuchukua muda wa kustaafu kwa muda mfupi sasa na kufurahia anasa za maisha sasa kwa kuwa bado una nguvu ya kufanya hivyo!
Ni lazima sote tujifunze somo kutokana na kisa cha Mjomba Musa.
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A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.
The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?”
The mother says, “It’s my daughter; Cynthia. She keeps getting these… cravings, she’s putting on weight and is sick most mornings”.
The doctor gives Cynthia a good examination then turns to the mother and says, “Well, I don’t know how to tell you this but your Cynthia is pregnant. About 4 months would be my guess.”
The mother says, “Pregnant? She can’t be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you Cynthia?”
Cynthia says, “No mother! I’ve never even kissed a man!”
The doctor walks over to the window and just stands staring out.
About five minutes pass and finally, the mother says, “Is there something wrong out there doctor?”
The doctor replies, “No, not really, it’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I’ll be damned if I’m going to miss it this time!”
The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?”
The mother says, “It’s my daughter; Cynthia. She keeps getting these… cravings, she’s putting on weight and is sick most mornings”.
The doctor gives Cynthia a good examination then turns to the mother and says, “Well, I don’t know how to tell you this but your Cynthia is pregnant. About 4 months would be my guess.”
The mother says, “Pregnant? She can’t be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you Cynthia?”
Cynthia says, “No mother! I’ve never even kissed a man!”
The doctor walks over to the window and just stands staring out.
About five minutes pass and finally, the mother says, “Is there something wrong out there doctor?”
The doctor replies, “No, not really, it’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I’ll be damned if I’m going to miss it this time!”
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Hahahahaha.. Jet fighter mupyaaa kabisa kwa ajili ya ulinzi na usalama
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