Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kwenye kioo kule kuna baharia...

Threesome loading?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Chumba kimoja ni master bro...

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Akija kuchapiwa asianze kulia lia

 

[Mshana Jr]

Situations are never permanent!

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Hahahahaa

 

[Mshana Jr]

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Hayataki kuzeeka kama Asprin

 

[Donnie Charlie]

 

[Asprin]

Hayataki kuzeeka kama Asprin

Ningekuwa nimekataa uzee ningepiga marufuku kuitwa "babu"

 

[Mshana Jr]

Ningekuwa nimekataa uzee ningepiga marufuku kuitwa "babu"

Hiyo ni title sio matendo

 

[Asprin]

Hiyo ni title sio matendo

Kwahiyo kwenda ibadani na kumtolea Maulana sadaka ni mambo ya vijana?

 

[Mshana Jr]

Kwahiyo kwenda ibadani na kumtolea Maulana sadaka ni mambo ya vijana?

Hayo ni ya waamini

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Umenikumbusha kasheshe moja niliyowahi kukumbana nayo.

Nilipanda mdege huooo mkubwaaa! Mtu karibia 380. Marubani wote wanawake isipokuwa engineer ndiyo mwanaume (Ni zile zilizokuwa zinahitaji marubani watatu kwenye cockpit...)

Basi bwana mbengo zikafongoka wakati tunakaribia kutua mvua si mvua upepo si upepo giza tupu dege linatikisika hatari. Wakati fulani likashuka chini kwa ghafla kama futi kadhaa mpaka mtu unafeel ile weightlessness. Watu wote kimyaaaa kila mmoja anasali kivyake!

Basi bana sauti ya rubani ikaja kwenye intercom...this is your captain Miss Alexis. Sorry for the little turbulences and we will be landing in less than 3 minutes.....Yaani ile sauti ya kike haikunipa amani kabisa watu wote tunatazamana tu....

Lakini kweli mama yule akaliweka pipa chini tena landing moja poa sana bila mtikisiko....

Bado tuna bias dhidi ya wanawake hasa kwenye hizi kazi ngumu ngumu...ila siku ile sitaisahau....!

 

[Donnie Charlie]

Umenikumbusha kasheshe moja niliyowahi kukumbana nayo.

Nilipanda mdege huooo mkubwaaa! Mtu karibia 380. Marubani wote wanawake isipokuwa engineer ndiyo mwanaume (Ni zile zilizokuwa zinahitaji marubani watatu kwenye cockpit...)

Basi bwana mbengo zikafongoka wakati tunakaribia kutua mvua si mvua upepo si upepo giza tupu dege linatikisika hatari. Wakati fulani likashuka chini kwa ghafla kama futi kadhaa mpaka mtu unafeel ile weightlessness. Watu wote kimyaaaa kila mmoja anasali kivyake!

Basi bana sauti ya rubani ikaja kwenye intercom...this is your captain Miss Alexis. Sorry for the little turbulences and we will be landing in less than 3 minutes.....Yaani ile sauti ya kike haikunipa amani kabisa watu wote tunatazamana tu....

Lakini kweli mama yule akaliweka pipa chini tena landing moja poa sana bila mtikisiko....

Bado tuna bias dhidi ya wanawake hasa kwenye hizi kazi ngumu ngumu...ila siku ile sitaisahau....

Uliinusa pepo!.

 

[Living Pablo]

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God Must Be Crazy

 

[Themann]

Aisee kumbe ambao hatunywi urabu tuna nafasi yetu sema huwa hawatuambii tu.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Uliinusa pepo!.

We acha tu.

Sitakaa nisahau!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

mzabzab na Mzee wa kupambania. Nini kinaendelea hapa?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Huyu mbwa katumwa?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Return to sender!

Wakenya wako vizuri!

 

[Kilimbatzz]

Situations are never permanent!

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