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“When your clothes are made of cassava leaves, you don’t take a goat as a friend.” Robert Mugabe

 

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“When one’s goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbour’s soup gets suspicious.” Robert Mugabe

 

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“Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your bottom today will wipe your face tomorrow.” Robert Mugabe

 

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“Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on, rather than send it to your mum, and you realise witchcraft is real.” Robert Mugabe

 

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“Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.” Robert Mugabe

 

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Interviewer: “Mr President, when are you bidding the people of Zimbabwe farewell?”
Robert Mugabe: “Where are they going?!”

 

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“What is the problem with deporting white men from Africa? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.” Robert Mugabe

 

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“If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.” Robert Mugabe

 

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“If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.” Robert Mugabe

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Circle of violence. Kila mtu na mnyonge wake. Paka akitoka hapo anadeal na Panya

 

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“Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a "broke" man who's extremely good in bed.” Robert Mugabe

 

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Malejendari huwa hawajifichi

 

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