Red Potion
A couple received a letter from their daughter who went to study Modern Medicine overseas..
The letter reads, "My beloved parents, I miss you so much, and it breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll be too old. So, enclosed, you'll find a potion I've invented, it will make you young, so when I return you'll be the same age as I left you.
NOTE: "Please take only a drop"
So they opened the parcel and in it was a bottle with a red potion.
The man looked at the wife and says:
"You go first!"
So the wife takes a drop and thereafter the husband follows.
Indeed the wife turns several years younger.
A couple of years later, the daughter returns home to find her mother young and pretty carrying a baby on her back.
The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made her look so young.
The daughter was delighted and asks about her dad.
MOTHER: Your father?... Hmm, my daughter, your father was so jealous that I was so young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle.
DAUGHTER:- What?! So where is he?
MOTHER:- Who do you think is the baby on my back?