Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[carbamazepine]

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[emoji23][emoji23]na vina fanana

 

[Mshana Jr]

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Hivi tulivipeleka wapi kumbe

 

[TimeOut]

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Mwananchi wa kawaida kipindi hicho hakuwahi kuokota hata sumni ya mjerumani ila serikali iliokota mabillioni yasio na mwenyewe[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] tanzagiza

 

[Midekoo]

Mwananchi wa kawaida kipindi hicho hakuwahi kuokota hata sumni ya mjerumani ila serikali iliokota mabillioni yasio na mwenyewe[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] tanzagiza

Vichekesho 😂😂😂

 

[Midekoo]

 

[TimeOut]

Vichekesho [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Iliokotaga na vi ambulence kibao[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] ule ulikua msiba wallah

 

[TimeOut]

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Kompyuta ya bw. Robat iliingia maji

 

[Drc congo]

.

 

[Mshana Jr]

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Mungu wangu

 

[Mshana Jr]

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Linalia[emoji24][emoji16]

 

[antimatter]

LENGO LA HII CHUPI KUWA NA TOBO HAPO KATI NI NINI🥵🥵🥵View attachment 2480666

Kurahisisha uchakataji

 

[antimatter]

When you're rich and ugly, slay queens will find something good in you, like, ''Aww, you got nice fingers", "Gosh, his shadow is cute", "Wouw, his skeleton is so romantic..." 😁

 

[TimeOut]

Kashaapita na samaki wa mpare kamuachia gazeti achemshe supu anywe[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[Mshana Jr]

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[Mshana Jr]

 

[antimatter]

You watch Korean or Indian movies and
see how a lady slaps her man out of anger
and her man kisses her, trying to calm her
down. And my sister you want to try it with
a Tanzanian guy?
Do you know the price of a wheelchair?😁

 

[Mshana Jr]

Kashaapita na samaki wa mpare kamuachia gazeti achemshe supu anywe[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]View attachment 2480950

Kashaapita na samaki wa mpare[emoji24][emoji24]

 

[mzabzab]

LENGO LA HII CHUPI KUWA NA TOBO HAPO KATI NI NINI🥵🥵🥵View attachment 2480666

Inauzwa wapi hii jamani nimpatie mama wa kambo nipate easy access

 

[antimatter]

If a girl refuses to introduce you to her parents, just impregnate her, sit back and relax,. Her parents will introduce themselves to you 😁

 

[antimatter]

Interviewer: Can you handle pressure?
Me: Yes, I owe my Landlord Six months' rent, and I still don't care😁