Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[antimatter]

Bible: Don't hit your wife.
Quran: Don't hit your wife.
The Law: Don't hit your wife.
Wife: If you are a man hit me.. I say hit me if you're a real man😳

 

[baby success]

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[baby success]

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[baby success]

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[baby success]

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[Kasie]

You are missed Kasie [emoji7]

Ile safari ya Kibaha ikifana, babakyu itakuwepo...????!!! Amarula ntakuja nayo...😋😋

Nahamu ifanyike kabla ya nyuyia....

Ila usiweke tunguli maana lazima nirudi mjini siku hiyohiyo....😜😜

 

[Mshana Jr]

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Mwajuma Mwaj
Sikujua CK
Baliatu Atu

 

[Mshana Jr]

FB kutamu sana sijui nirud tena[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji91][emoji91][emoji91][emoji91][emoji91][emoji119][emoji119][emoji119][emoji119]

Labda kutema mate maana si kwa lishumizi hilo la mtumba

 

[Dormant Account]

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[antimatter]

Break-ups can be really nasty..
I remember the time my friend got dumped via WhatsApp while he was on his way to pick his Nephew at Pre-school.
He finally came home with a wrong Child😁

 

[antimatter]

At home you can't sleep without switching off your small Radio..
But you can sleep in Church with 12 Speakers blasting all over the place.
It's called 'demonic soft work' 🙄

 

[antimatter]

A young girl just after her honeymoon fully exhausted and tired, was asked by her friends as to what had happened..
She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from the past 50 years, I mistakenly thought It was MONEY🤔

 

[Kitomari xxiv]

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[Kitomari xxiv]

Panda miti kata mti

 

[Kitomari xxiv]

Tumeelewana lakinii??

 

[myoyambendi]

Umepigwa [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]
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Duh...

 

[Kitomari xxiv]

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[myoyambendi]

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Sawasawa

 

[myoyambendi]

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Hapo kutishana...

 

[myoyambendi]

Bible: Don't hit your wife.
Quran: Don't hit your wife.
The Law: Don't hit your wife.
Wife: If you are a man hit me.. I say hit me if you're a real man😳

🤣🤣