Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Unashughulikia yake, yako then you foot all the bills!

Sijui nani aliweka huo utaratibu wa hovyo!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[antimatter]

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Mke wa mtu sumu..
Ila mume wa mtu maziwa😁

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mke wa mtu sumu..
Ila mume wa mtu maziwa

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Last born ni shida

 

[antimatter]

%£#-_+#%\™•|×°^¢±™®©≠≠≥/]𥕶∆...
...that moment when you realize you submitted the Question Paper and went home with the Answer Sheet 🙄😁😁

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[antimatter]

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Pisi Og...
Za mjini what you see is not what you get Kwa sababu ya makeup kibaooo

 

[antimatter]

My colleague once Blocked his Mom's Slap...the Next Day She was telling the entire neighborhood, Relatives and Friends that her son had wanted to Kill Her 😁😁

 

[antimatter]

STUPIDITY is when you have a Land Rover and a Land cruiser but you still have a Landlord..😁😁

 

[antimatter]

Nowadays, relationships are like birthday parties. . Once the cake is eaten, then the party is over😁

 

[Renegade]

 

[antimatter]

Two drunk girls were walking home, coming from a night club. They got frightened as they approached a high accident zone.
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A good Samaritan guy came with a Range Rover, and gave them a lift.

They thanked him for the relief from the fright. He replied: "You should be frightened, because i was also killed here about 7 years ago".😁

 

[antimatter]

Girls should be like butterflies .. Beautiful & Hard to catch . But a lot of them are like mosquitoes .. Annoying and Easy to smash 😁

 

[antimatter]

When a woman decides to revenge, even the devil sits down to take lessons 😁

 

[Renegade]

 

[antimatter]

I overheard some ladies conversing. One of them said: "There's nothing i can't do that men can do".
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Another replied: "...can you also wear a single under wear for the whole week?!!!"😁

 

[antimatter]

It's confusing when you see short people celebrating their birthdays while they are not even growing.. that same height for 5 birthdays 😁