Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

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Dooh🙄

 

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Aisee!

 

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Aisee!

 

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Nothing makes a short person happier than seeing someone that is shorter than them😊

 

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No animal on earth can run faster than a lady with make up when it's raining.

 

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Girls can lie ehn, I remember when my ex once said, baby if you leave me i will die.. But to my greatest surprise, i saw the idiot alive yesterday..
Can you imagine?!

 

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Baby, am coming..
This motivational sentence can make a guy to sweep even the whole neighborhood 😊

 

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Pls hire me if you need someone that will fall on your ex lover's cake by mistake on their wedding day.

 

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He stole a cap from school last week then boom.. His father comes wearing it at the school's visiting day🙄

 

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The way medical students walk in the hospitals and clinics these days ehhhhn... its as if they can download life

 

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On my wedding day if you hear your name, you march forward toward the buffet..
The rest will explain who invited them.

 

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You can't expect her to quickly reply your "how are you" kind of question when another guy is asking her "what's your account number ".. My brother stop joking

 

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If you slap me on my left cheek, i will turn the right one for you to slap then, we will sit down and plan your burial ceremony..

 

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I mistakenly sent my mother in law a porn video, i was worried until she replied "I think i have watched this one before, can you get me another one.."?