Vitimbi vya wanandoa majumbani mwetu

and 998 others · Mar 13, 2018

Wadau,

Kwa wanandoa tu, tupia kituko cha mwenzi wako hapa ili tucheke na kujifunza akili nyingi za wenza wetu;

Naanza...
1. Mke wangu alijidai kununa akatuma SMS kuwa anajinyonga kisa nimemgombeza, mimi sikujibu hiyo SMS, dakika 5 nyingi anatuma selfie huku analazimisha machozi, mi kimya, narudi home jioni namkuta anaangalia tamthilia ya kifilipino huku anachat insta. Nikaishia kucheka tu. Kinamama msilazimishe attention awamu hii ya NGOSHA asee. Huku Halmashauri tushavurugwa.

2. Mama Mkwe na Mke wangu walijinunisha wiki nzima, mimi narudi jioni na-deal na Housegirl tu (kuniandalia chakula n.k.) siku nikasubiri wapo sebuleni wote, nikaenda kumkumbatia housegirl na kumla denda mbele yao, siku hiyo hiyo dada alipandishwa basi to Iringa (Kihesa). Na adabu imerudi ndani ya NDOA.
NB: Kwa siri nikamrudisha Dada (Housegirl DAR, nikampangia Kinondoni, ndo napozea genye zangu kabla ya kurudi home jioni. Kwa kifupi, nimemteua ex-Housegirl kuwa Naibu Mke, mpaka itakapotangazwa vinginevyo.

harder king · Mar 13, 2018

Yani kituko kimoja tu?

Ujanishawishi bado.

Muyobhyo · Mar 13, 2018

ndoa zina vituko sana na hasa hawa viumbe wanaoitwa ke, ni shida ndani,

ukhuty · Mar 13, 2018

mbon hukusema tutupie na vituko vyenu nyie wanaume

Preta · Mar 13, 2018

mnataka wanaume waseme hivyo vituko.....au tuviseme wenyewe.......?......

MBITIYAZA · Mar 13, 2018

nadhan vya kiume vitakuwa ving zaid

and 998 others · Mar 13, 2018

Preta said:
mnataka wanaume waseme hivyo vituko.....au tuviseme wenyewe.......?......

Kama upo kwenye NDOA sema tu

Miss Natafuta · Mar 13, 2018

Me aliniambia anakunywa sumu ya panya nikamwambia sumu ya panya siku hizi haiui binadamu ngoja nikakuletee sumu nzuri
Nikaenda pharmacy kununua madawa ili nije nimchanganyie nikamkuta yupo uchi mlangoni akanibeba hadi chumbani kilichotokea tuna mtoto tunalea sasa

Mpentecoste · Mar 13, 2018

Kuna dogo alisumbuliwa sana na mkewe alikua anatabia ya kununua vidonge vya vitamin AF akimzingua anavimexa Dogo anapagawa anachukua tax fasta ad hospital Mara afunge ndani afiche funguo hiyo siku hakuna kutoka wanaangaliana tu ukomboz ad aje mgen siku nyingine alichukua mashati yote jamaa anayoenda nayo job mpaka akalaZimika kuazima kwa jirani.

Mi wangu nshamzoea wala hanisumbui ila inatakiwa usiwe na hasira uwe mtulivu mno

Best quote: ndoa ni chuo cha msamaha

Chaliifrancisco · Mar 13, 2018

Kuna wanandoa walikuwa wanapigana wakatoana mkuku mpaka nje basi kuna mama jirani akaingilia kusuluhisha.

Walimgeuzi kibao wakaanza kumpa kichapo yule mama mpaka akazimia, wao wakarudi zao ndani hawana ugomvi tena.

Nilishindwa kuelewa lakini nilitafakari baada ya muda nilijiambia labda ule ugomvi ulikua ni chambo na yule mama aliingia kingi labda walikuwa wanamlia timing tokea siku nyingi

stephot · Mar 13, 2018

ukhuty said:
mbon hukusema tutupie na vituko vyenu nyie wanaume

Msituumbue humu tafadhalini sana...

ukhuty · Mar 13, 2018

stephot said:
Msituumbue humu tafadhalini sana...

ngoj nilete uzi nyie kila siku mnatuumbua tu kwa nini[emoji12] [emoji23]

Lamar BlacAmerican · Mar 13, 2018

Miss Natafuta said:
Me aliniambia anakunywa sumu ya panya nikamwambia sumu ya panya siku hizi haiui binadamu ngoja nikakuletee sumu nzuri
Nikaenda pharmacy kununua madawa ili nije nimchanganyie nikamkuta yupo uchi mlangoni akanibeba hadi chumbani kilichotokea tuna mtoto tunalea sasa

Me or Ke?

yna12 · Mar 13, 2018

joshua_ok said:
Wadau (kwa WANANDOA TU) tupia kituko cha mwenzi wako hapa ili tucheke na kujifunza akili nyingi za wenza wetu;
NAANZA....
1. Mke wangu alijidai kununa akatuma sms kuwa anajinyonga kisa nimemgombeza, mm ni sikujibu hiyo sms, dakika 5 nyingi anatuma selfie huku analazimisha machozi, mi kimyaaa, narudi home jioni namkuta anaangalia Tamthilia ya kifilipino huku anachat insta. Nikaishia kucheka tu. Kinamama msilazimishe attention awamu hii asee.
2....

[emoji23][emoji23]

Miss Natafuta · Mar 13, 2018

Lamar BlacAmerican said:
Me or Ke?

Both

and 998 others · Mar 13, 2018

Mke ni mtu wa kumsamehe aisee. Vinginevyo huchelewi kukutwa na hatia mbele ya pilato

USSR · Mar 13, 2018

Miss Natafuta said:
Me aliniambia anakunywa sumu ya panya nikamwambia sumu ya panya siku hizi haiui binadamu ngoja nikakuletee sumu nzuri
Nikaenda pharmacy kununua madawa ili nije nimchanganyie nikamkuta yupo uchi mlangoni akanibeba hadi chumbani kilichotokea tuna mtoto tunalea sasa

You have made my day

in ha · Mar 13, 2018

Aisee

Morgan Fisherman · Mar 13, 2018

joshua_ok said:
Wadau,

Kwa wanandoa tu, tupia kituko cha mwenzi wako hapa ili tucheke na kujifunza akili nyingi za wenza wetu;

Naanza...
1. Mke wangu alijidai kununa akatuma SMS kuwa anajinyonga kisa nimemgombeza, mimi sikujibu hiyo SMS, dakika 5 nyingi anatuma selfie huku analazimisha machozi, mi kimya, narudi home jioni namkuta anaangalia tamthilia ya kifilipino huku anachat insta. Nikaishia kucheka tu. Kinamama msilazimishe attention awamu hii asee.

2....

hahahahahaha

adden · Mar 13, 2018

Huu ujinga wa wanawake ulishaua ndugu zangu!
Siku hiyo kagombana na mume wake kwenye simu akatishia amekunywa sumu huku akilia kwenye simu na kutaabika na mayowe!jamaa alikuwa mbali kidogo ikabidi wabebane na jamaa kwenye gari kumuwahi kabla hajafa.spidi kali ya gari na kuchanganyikiwa jamaa akajikuta anaingiza gari nyuma ya semitrela na ilikuwa usiku!watu wa3 wakafa pamoja na mume wake aliekti kameza sumu

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