vioja vya makonda wa daladala jijini Dar

[sunshine1]

Hii nimeikuta mchuzi. Inachekesha ila ina ka ukweli ndani yake!


Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani mnapiga?!? Wekeni nyimbo za yesu.."Konda: "Vunga wewe, Yesu bado hajatoa album..."

********************************Abiria: "Kuna Kiti au unasema panda tu!?"Konda: "We taahira nini,hao wengine wamekaliandoo?! "

*******************************Abiria: "Embu punguzeni sauti ya redio..."Konda: "Sheria za nchi tu ziko za kutosha, tusikilize na zako!?"

*******************************Mmama: "Bwana ondoa gari joto sana!!"Konda: "Uctuzingue wewe,shuka upande fridge...."

******************************Konda: "Anti, kuna siti pale nyuma,ingia...." Anti: "Siwezi kaa siti za nyuma..."Konda: "Kwenda zako wewe, sio muendaji!!! Kwani za nyuma ziko nje ya gari?!"

******************************** Sister duu: "Konda unanibana bwana..."Konda: "Zinabanana ndizi haziongei, kama ulitaka kujiachia si ungekodi treni pekeyako!!!"

*******************************Sharobaro: "Kuna kiti?!kama hamna sipandi..."Konda: "Mpuuzi kweli, wa wapi wewe... Kama ulikuwa unaogopa kukosa kiti si ungebeba chako?

 

[Viol]

 

[sunshine1]

Excellent hilo busu duuh!

 

[Donnie Charlie]

huyu konda kwa majibu haya atakuwa na undugu na mzee yusuph

 

[makuna]

customer care 0

 

[Ritz]

Konda nuksi huyo

 

[TANMO]

customer care 0

customer care kwenye daladala? LMAO

 

[Manyanza]

konda ana mdomo mchafu sana huyo sidhani kama huwa anapiga mswaki

 

[MUREFU]

ha,ha,ha,haaa... Nimeikubal ya yesu dah! Kwel wamepinda

 

[mbambaguy]

konda anafaa!

 

[Percival]

illiterate conductors from bush !

 

[Dickson fumbuka]

That's great men!!!

 

[The Boss]

kuna kiti?

viti vipo ila vimekaliwa loll

 

[valles]

panda fridge.....nimeipenda

 

[butogwa]

Kama vile ume log in face book! yaani huwa na enjy sana hasa mwisho wa mwezi.

 

[libent]

Duh huyu ulimzaa wapi?. Nashut down