Uzi wa kuchapia

[mapipando]

Panda nyuma usogee juu = panda juu usogee nyuma.(Konda)

Mapigo ya mbio yanakwenda moyo = mapigo ya moyo yanakwenda mbio.

Mbona unaumwa umekonda nini = mbona umekonda unaumwa nini?

Nanyi pia ongezeeni hapo.

 

[Ethos]

Singa na Yamba wanacheza Leo

 

[ustadhijuma]

nipe chipsi kaki na mishkavu miwili ( nipe chips kavu na mishkaki miwili)

 

[SIPENDISISIEMU]

naomba maji ninywe glass

 

[Chapa Nalo Jr]

Sijui ni wala nini hapa, nifundisheni cha ku post, nina hamu ya ku post hapa!!

 

[britanicca]

Naunga Mkonyo hoja

 

[The Donald]

Duuh umemwaga kuku kwenye Mchele mwingi

 

[Bst1]

Mfupa hauna ulimi

 

[dadu]

Nguruwe kwa mkuki binaadam kwa uchungu

 

[aker2011]

 

[Ilokuza Jr]

Mke wangu ana tumbo la miez minne ( mke Wang ana mimba ya miez minne)

 

[BansenBurner]

Hahahaaaa duh watu wanachapwia

 

[Kobazi]

nimekunywa chai na kibolo cha ubwabwa.. "kibolo=kipolo"

 

[flintsky]

Rivasi!

 

[flintsky]

Nimecheka mpaka thelathini na mbili nje yote meno

 

[kyatamato]

msinisumbue Niko hapa nacheki Tannel Chen..... badala ya Chanel Ten..

 

[kyatamato]

washa shwichi ..zima shwichi..

 

[kyatamato]

Unidip kwenye namba yangu ya mobitel

 

[kyatamato]

binamu yangu akiwa 'mc' kwenye shughuli ya ubarikio - alitaka kusema "sasa ni wakati wa tendo la kukata keki " aksema "sasa ni wakati wa tendo la ndoa"

 

[kyatamato]

hizi Shosho media zinaleta uchochezi..