Utanda-wazi balaa...

[miagie]

Mmh!, utandawazi huu bana! Zamani ulikua unafunua chupi ndio uone ******, lakini siku hizi! unapanua **** ndio uone chupi.
Mambo ya bikini hayo wana JF!.

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Msichana 1 kutoka kijijini alipata BOY FRIEND wakaenda GUEST HOUSE kufika tu, jamaa akaingia chooni na kuvaa kondom alivyotoka msichana akapiga simu kwao akawaambia ndugu zake "nimepata BOY FRIEND mpya hata MB** YAKE haijafunguliwa ipo kwenye lailon lake.


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KIZAZ KIPYA NOMA: Baba kakaa vibaya mara binti yake akamuuliza mbona mapumbu yako meusi hvyo? Baba akajibu; Mashine ya mama yako ni ya diesel..


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A man 4get 2 zip up his trouser so a lady said to him,"Sir, ur garage is open. The man gave a nauty smile as he zip up & ask,"Did u see my Black Range Rover Jeep parked inside? The lady smiles bac n says,"NO,jst a small suzuki with two flat tyres.

 

[miagie]

Ha ha ha....
Mi nowmah!

 

[e2themiza]

hahaaa mkuu umetisha zote nimezipenda, na uzuri zaidi cjaziona humu kama zingine kila kukicha zinarudiwa.

 

[NDEO]

Duh man we noma

 

[Julius Shija]

We mbayaaaa

 

[miagie]

Mi Mbaya ww!..
...

 

[Ringo Edmund]

Hiyo lister peter ndo imeniacha hoi.

 

[miagie]

Haaaaaaaaaaa.....

 

[hetu]

da man umeniumiza mbavu zangu. nice joke's

 

[miagie]

Weweeee......

 

[Pancras Suday]

Na comment saa saba usiku, nimecheka mpaka nimeamsha majirani

 

[miagie]

No comment....

 

[THE STRONG]

bro we mbaayaaaa

 

[miagie]

chezea mashine ya diesel ww....

 

[Mussa kiraka]

Wee mubaya

 

[john hotsam da1]

Ha ha ha....
Mi nowmah!

we kweli nowmah

 

[dickson longo]

Umenivunja mbavu mkuu.

 

[KASIANI]

Hii nzuri.

 

[miagie]

teh teh teh.....
hadi leo nacheka2.😀😛😛

 

[Akhy D]

Kalii kuliko